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It would be like raising another kid.

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So he's only about 4 years older than his "Step Child".

That's just weird.



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The whole thing weirds me out. Just when I thought she was done surprising me with her "relationships."

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At a certain point, I think having an age difference in a relationship really shouldn't matter so much as long as the parties involved are on similar mental and emotional levels. I do happen to think it matters a heckuva lot when one of the parties involved is still a kid. Sure, we all think we know what we are doing at 16 yrs old... but nobody really does.

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And I would think that she of all people would know that. Perhaps mentally he's older than her...

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That there could be.

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"Jacob and I are gonna be doing psychic readings. If anyone is interested, please inbox one of us. We've figured out how to communicate with the deceased and animals via a dog whispering type of technique. The fee will be based on the needs our our client. Payment will only be accepted after the reading, because we want you to be satisfied with the reading. Please let us know! Thanks!"



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Ummm . . . no.



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Caption from a picture of her kid with a plate:

"Washing dishes with Ice Cubes!!"

Is that a possible thing that I haven't heard about?

 


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MzHartz wrote:

"Jacob and I are gonna be doing psychic readings. If anyone is interested, please inbox one of us. We've figured out how to communicate with the deceased and animals via a dog whispering type of technique. The fee will be based on the needs our our client. Payment will only be accepted after the reading, because we want you to be satisfied with the reading. Please let us know! Thanks!"


Sounds legit. disbelief



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Is she off her meds?  Does she have meds to begin with?  She's been a bit more vocal than usual lately.  This is copied straight from Facebook, all I did was take out names.

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Dear [name redacted], [name redacted]  and [name redacted]  I'm so glad you guys believe the way you live your lives is so much more awesome than other people. Yes, I am crazy. Yes, I am an amazing friend. Yes, I am really ****in' busy.

You 3, on the other hand, are craZy, lazy, selfish, and don't have time to try to understand people. There's been people through out your lives that you have gotten in fights with or hated and now they're back in your lives.

Why am I different? Oh yeah.... because I am MORE amazing then all of them combined...and you can't handle the truth!

**** you and goodbye. Misery must not like company...just gossip and falsity.

Love, ME!
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But I am more amazing.

Okay, maybe that was more lazy. My bad.

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Like I said, the crazy is more vocal now:

"is tired of time jumping around in my house! Hello, Universe! Time is supposed to move forward 1 second at a time and not jump around! Love, Me!"



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Maybe her crazy is on a cycle?

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Non-linear time... fascinating. I'm betting there are some good drugs involved.


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I just need to be catty for a second...

"I need a day off from being unemployed, momness, and wifeness! My stress and pain level are !@%#. Maybe I should hire or meet someone to take care of me. Wait... JACOB!? =P"

That's what happens when you marry a BOY.



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Wouldn't one define "a day off from being unemployed" as actually getting a job and performing the tasks required to maintain gainful employment? If not, then how does one take a day of from being unemployed? She and her man-child don't have offspring, do they?

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He doesn't, no. I really hope after illegitimate child #3 that she can't have kids any more, but I wouldn't bet on it. (2 have the same dad, the guy she finally married after the kids were born, and then decided that she was a lesbian. He had custody of them for a long time, he might still have them, which makes this comment even less pity worthy.)

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Ah.. so she is a "mom" kind of like Frank Galligher from Shameless is a "dad". Makes sense.

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Ooh, the train wrecked again.  I just saw this:

"[Youngest Son] brought in his Skylanders paper into JJC. He said that they'd let [Manchild Husband] come home if he shows it to the police man. =( I wish it was that easy."

Should I read the comments?  Of course!

"[The Kid's Dad]: [Youngest Son] should not be there."

"[Random friend]: Whatttttt howd he get locked up this time you never told me DX"

Oh yeah, you know I'm going to her Facebook page to investigate.

"I need a lawyer. They took [Manchild Husband]!"

"He violated probation. They're keeping him until there's a place to put him on home detention."

"They're gonna investigate me and my home to see if he can lbe on home detention at our house."
Oh, that's going to work out well.

How did he violate probation?
"He got sick at school. Since Dad didn't have a phone to call, [Manchild Husband] suggested the nurse to call me. She called [A name I don't recognize, probation officer?] under the assumption that we were living together again. He piss tested him at school, and he failed."

[Friend]: "WHY [did he smoke] he knows and every body else knows he isn't allowed and should NOT be smoking"

"Dude, I hear you. He probably passed the one today. I'm not sure why they detained him. [Probation officer?] was trying to keep us apart."

"[Manchild Husband] should've been off of probation months ago. [Probation officer?]'s lack of filling out paperwork and his opinion about our relationship caused all this!"

And then she talks about getting a lawyer.  

 



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An update for anyone else gawking...

 

"24 hours without my husband. I'm waiting for the lawyer & PO to call. I'm cleaning sorta. I'm a depressed mess. Maybe my day will get better after my interview."

 

[Baby Daddy]: "who is watching [Youngest Child] when you go."

 

"Go where?"

"My interview? [Babysitter]."



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WOW! Yep, that about cover is it. This is better than watching Jerry Springer.



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You know that thing . . . that little voice in your head that tells you "Maybe I should't make this public" . . . it seems she doesn't have that.

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You know that thing . . . that little voice in your head that tells you "Maybe I should't make this public" . . . it seems she doesn't have that.


 I think it goes farther than that.  I think her voice instead says, "If you make this public, you'll get attention and sympathy."

Now her wall is filled with, "I miss him so much," and "[Youngest child] misses him so much," type posts.  I would guess it's one of those situations where she's encouraging the kid to be melodramitic.  Such as:

""I very much miss Jacob."~[Youngest child] while sobbing. I sure hope we make it thru these couple weeks!"
and ""You're sleeping with Jacob's hat as a pillow. You miss him that much, huh?"~Me  "Uh huh."~[Youngest child]"

And then there's, "At the brink of snapping tf off, I sit and ponder what all will help me get through this.... a memory, drawing, dancing, snapping, crying, pretending, running away, running, or talking to myself. Dear Life, PLEASE get better. I'm on the edge and grasping for EVERY branch!!!! Love, Me"  (I think "tf" is "tv")



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I have a couple melodramatic FB friends like that too. I've noticed though that it's the same 4-5 people every time that play into the sympathy and respond. Everyone else just ignores it.

If I respond at all to that stuff, I usually make a joke. Like the other day, one of my friends wrote something like "Sometimes, it's foggy, dark, cold, and rainy inside the house too ...." I replied and said that it sounds like it's time to fix the roof.





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I have a couple melodramatic FB friends like that too. I've noticed though that it's the same 4-5 people every time that play into the sympathy and respond. Everyone else just ignores it.

If I respond at all to that stuff, I usually make a joke. Like the other day, one of my friends wrote something like "Sometimes, it's foggy, dark, cold, and rainy inside the house too ...." I replied and said that it sounds like it's time to fix the roof.


LOL!  Awesome response!!!

Obviously, I don't respond to her.  I don't want her to think I even know she exists.  My sister told me that last week she left a pot of chicken and noodles on my step-grandma's (my sister's grandma) doorstep, and Grandma lost her cool while telling my sister about it (which is really rare for grandma).  There was a guilt-trip note with it saying that my aunt didn't talk to her (crazy ex-step cousin) any more, but she was trying to reconnect.  Although Grandma never said it, in that family, it's pretty obvious that if my aunt doesn't want anything to do with her, neither would Grandma.  I think Grandma was a bit creeped out by it too.

Thank goodness I live 200 miles away.



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I'd be weirded out by a randomly appearing pot of food, note or not. Sure as heck wouldn't think of eating anything of sketchy origin.

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I've been trying to think of a case where's it's acceptable to leave food on someone's doorstep without telling them first. I can't think of one.

When I typed this, I thought, "While I'm posting, I should go to Facebook to see if there's anything new." He might get out in time for his birthday next week. (Ooh, the big One Seven!) I want to note that her name starts with the same two letters as Brian's hot friend. So I always visit his page as a pick-me-up after I visit hers. Sometimes I just straight out visit his page instead.

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I agree with you... food is very personal. It is not something one should just leave laying about on a doorstep, unsupervised. Sending someone a gift basket of food is one thing, just leaving an unexpected pot of something is quite another.

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"I drew this for my hubby for our 1 year relationship anniversary!"

I won't post the picture, it's just doodles.  But it still gets me that she meets a 16 year old in May (I wonder how they met...), then marries him in December.



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