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Low in Fiber High in M-SG

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They'll be available in what maybe 30 years...or not!


At least 30 Texas death-row inmates have pages on dating Web sites, according to a November Associated Press report, and the murderers usually describe themselves in cuddly terms. Wrote convicted cop-killer Randy Halprin, "I think I'm a pretty funny guy. I have a wacked (sic) sense of humor. I can be a big kid at heart. I'm a hopeless (and I mean hopeless) romatic (sic)." However, also in November, Calvin Bennett, 26, a suspect in two Arkansas murders, was traced by police to Rothschild, Wis., by the personal ad he had placed on a dating Web site, describing himself as shy and giving his ideal evening as "a nice romantic dinner with soft music, followed by a romantic walk or a carriage ride." [Amarillo Globe News-AP, 11-11-06]


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lol followed by what, a homocide!?!?

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on the next Oprah.....

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My dream date would be a long walk (with you right off a cliff)
With reflections of your sparkling eyes ( as I held your head under the water)
After that we could go back to my house where I would prepare a candle light dinner (then tie you up and burn you with the candles)
Then falling asleep together (with my pillow over your face)..........

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Does it scare anyone that Sparky comes up with these things?

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well if ya go missing he kinda has given himself away.

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will anyone notice? I can see him just loggin in as me to throw you all off.

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hmmm good point

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Hey! That's how Stephen King comes up with his idears!

How do you know that wasn't me just then posting as AC to throw you off already!

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It's Monday. Please don't try to make me think too hard.

-- Edited by Woo Hoo at 11:13, 2007-01-29

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allycat wrote:
Does it scare anyone that Sparky comes up with these things?

Not me. Doesn't scare me one bit. But then, I don't live with him. If I lived with him, I think I'd be pretty freaked out. Phew, good thing I don't live with him, huh?

 

 



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anyone want to let me move in?

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Eh, don't worry, Ally.

1. You don't have any big cliffs or rocks around your house, do ya?

2. There's no bodies of water near you, are there?

3. I'm sure you don't keep candles around the house.

4. Pillows? Surely not.

 

See? Nothing to worry about!

 

 



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goodbye all....

my house is in the Black Hills, we are surrounded by cliffs

bodies of water....does the bathtub count?

I have more candles than a candle store

Pillows well lets just say I have three of my own...he has two..and little A has two (and thats just whats in our bed.

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Have some stew dear....

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I'm not allowed to have any one else live here except who is on the lease.

But the landlord is never here so I guess you can come! our lease is up in May though- I'm sure he will come around then.  



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