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Joke: Black Box


The Black Box

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby
the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive
pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, the
circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 48 of the 50 states the recorded last
words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Sh*t!"

Only Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan were different, where
89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."


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HA! that never killed me back in the day!! at least not too many times.

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Haha, that sounds like Yoopers!! 

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Da.

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