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The Good Witch Of The South

    



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What NOT to do if your wife leaves you (not for the weak)


A man in Poland man cut off his own genitals in a drunken fit of rage after his wife left him.

Tadeus Konopizc, 40, from Zakopane, slashed off his penis and testicles with a 15cm kitchen knife after downing more than a bottle of vodka.

He managed to call doctors to tell them what he had done and they sent a special helicopter rescue team to fly him to the northern town of Bialystok where surgeons specialise in sewing back severed organs.

But heavy fog on the way delayed the helicopter and by the time they reached the hospital doctors said it was too late to reattach the man's private parts.

He is now expected to undergo months of surgery as doctors attempt to re-build his penis using skin from elsewhere on his body. - Ananova.com

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I don't know how long he was married, but it's surprising to me that he still had possession of his genitals after any length of matrimony.  Usually the wife keeps those in her handbag doesn't she?

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of course we do....we let them out for special occasions

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Special occasions?

What qualifies as a special occasion?



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Have not seen yours in a while Web?

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Oh my...y'all are giving me very good incentives to stay single! I think I prefer that my significant other would be responsible enough to carry his own baggage. {{lol}}



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At least he didn't mutilate her!

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