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Rolling Stone's 25 top rock rumors


I have heard #4, 8 , 11, 16!
1. Paul McCartney is or has ever been dead.
2. Stevie Nicks assistant had to blow coke up Stevies ass due to Nicks destroyed nasal passages.
3. Mama Cass died after choking on a ham sandwich.
4. Angie Bowie caught her husband in bed with Mick Jagger.
5. Mark David Chapman was an assassin programmed by the CIA.
6. Members of Led Zeppelin pleased a teenage groupie using a red snapper/shark as their sex toy of choice.
7. Jim Morrison was killed by members of the Nixon administration/faked his own death/died from a heart attack brought on by masturbating in a Parisian bathtub.
8. Deborah Harry was once abducted by serial killer Ted Bundy.
9. Keith Moon drove a car into a Holiday Inn pool on his 21st birthday, knocked out a couple of teeth and got the Who banned for life from all Holiday Inns.
10. Gene Simmons had a cow tongue grafted onto his own tongue after a car accident.
11. Rod Stewart/Lil Kim/Jordan Knight had to get their respective stomachs pumped after ingesting a gallon of semen.
12. During a drug bust on Micks place Marianne Faithfull was once found with a Mars bar between her legs.
13. Marilyn Manson had his lowest set of ribs removed so he could blow himself.
14. Alice Cooper and Frank Zappa attempted to gross each other out by ****ting onstage, then eating it.
15. Bob Marley was assassinated/given cancer in his toe by the CIA.
16. Phil Collins tune In the Air Tonight was written after Collins witnessed a gruesome incident in which one man let another man drown.
17. Keith Richards routinely has in the past/continues today to get full-body blood transfusions.
18. Jack and Meg White are brother and sister.
19. Hotel California is about a Christian church that was abandoned then taken over by Satan worshipers, the Eagles are Satan worshipers and Satan him (or her) self appears in the window on the album jacket.
20. Bob Ezrin, who produced Lou Reeds Berlin, got the anguished childrens cries you hear on The Kids by telling his own children their mother was dead and recording the sounds they made.
21. Pearl Jam was named after a peyote-infused jam Eddie Vedders grandmother used to make.
22. Charles Manson auditioned for the Monkees.
23. Marilyn Manson played Kevin Arnolds friend Paul Pfeiffer on the Wonder Years.
24. Robert Johnson sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his guitar-playing gifts.
25. Roy Orbison was an albino and wore dark glasses because he was blind. -- Rolling Stone

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lol, Jordan made the list! but i had not heard that one

I have heard #4, #16, #18

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I've heard #3, 4, 7, 13, & 17. I find #19 amusing!

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oh heck- I missed #13! I heard that one too!

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I've heard # 5 and 18.  I thought 18 was true.

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#18

I heard that rumour and then I heard that they used to be married. But I don't know what is the truth.

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Woo, my daughter told me she thought they were married too, so like you, I don't know which is true either. 

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I had heard 1, 3, 4, 11, 13, 22, 25
I even played my Beatles Records backwards to see if Paul was really dead (look that up if you want more information on it)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead

-- Edited by sgmorrell at 15:58, 2007-04-05

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I've heard most of these. The ones I had never heard & have me laughing right now? :
# 2, 5, 12, 13, 14, 20, 21.

With # 11, I've been hearing that about Rod my whole life, but not the other 2! And certainly not Jordan Knight!!

As for #8, they are a divorced couple.

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I heard #21

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#6 is well documented!  I'm a Zep nut and this little fact has been around for years! 

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Jules wrote:
#6 is well documented!  I'm a Zep nut and this little fact has been around for years! 

Yup, it's the stuff that groupie lore is made of alright!



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I swore #16 was true for some reason....

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#13 is such stupid BS

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willy_smith34 wrote:
#13 is such stupid BS

Although, if he had wanted to, I'm sure some Dr. would've done it for him!  I swear these plastic surgeons have no scruples whatsoever.  I saw on TV, an operation of a woman getting her toes shortened.

I'll give you a moment to reread that to make sure you actually saw what you thought you did................

Yeah, that's what you thought I'd written....

The reason?  Was she born with a defect or something?  Naw.  She just liked the style of the really pointy shoes that were popular a few years back, and thought this would be helpful for her to fit into them better.




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