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I'm Embarrased to say Thread...


I'm embarrased to say I can't shuffle cards to save my life, my fingers aren't that agile I guess.

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I can't roll my "r's". My husband can and just makes fun of me when he insists I try. (Most recently during Taco Bell commercials)

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carrrrrrne asada! 

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thanks- make fun of my pain cry





lol

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I don't have mad-whack baskaball skillz....cry

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I can't properly snap my fingers.

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sometimes when i talk, i transpose my words  weirdface



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I live with a man that cant shuffle cards.



does that count?


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Since AC isn't here to beat me up, she can't close one eye and blink. wink

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  (after AC's comment)

-- Edited by Woo Hoo at 09:25, 2007-04-05

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I can't whistle with much talent. Sometimes it sounds ok, other times it sounds nothing like a whistle. This may have something to do with me being annoyed by whistling. Oh and forget whistling with fingers! It ain't happenin'!

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allycat wrote:

I live with a man that cant shuffle cards.



does that count?



evileye

You can't whistle or blow bubbles either!



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get it right if you want to pick on me....I cant cant close my right eye without closing my left. The left works just fine.

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I can't roll my R's either, and I can not CURL my tongue;
In humans, tongue rolling (T) is dominant to non-tongue rolling.



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allycat wrote:
get it right if you want to pick on me....I cant cant close my right eye without closing my left. The left works just fine.

That's common where you can only wink with one or the other eye.  Same thing with lifting an eyebrow.  George Carlin is the master at the eyebrows thing, but many people who do have that talent (I wish I did, but mine stick together like a stamp to a letter...) can only do one eyebrow & not the other.

Now I gotsta request me somes Mary Wells!



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I can't whistle with my fingers or raise on eyebrow either. But I can wink with either eye.

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I couldn't ovulate even if I wanted to.



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I couldn't ovulate even if I wanted to.



  weirdfaceyou're not missing out on anything... evileye 




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Oh, ok.

Umm, I also can't grab my toes without either bending my knees a little or being in considerable pain. I have never been very flexible.





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Oh yeah, I can't swim.



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I can't chew ice. Teeth are cold sensitive so it sends me through the roof.

I'm left handed so... I can bend my left pinky at the main joint while keeping my ring finger straight, but... when I try to bend my RIGHT pinky at the main joint, my ring finger bends too. (do do do do, do do do do). If you couldn't tell, that was the theme to Twilight Zone!

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Oh yeah, I can't swim.




 Oh I really can't either. Took classes and all too. I can get by but I'm not very good.



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Oh, ok.

Umm, I also can't grab my toes without either bending my knees a little or being in considerable pain. I have never been very flexible.





I think there's a lot of people who can't do that.  I can actually not only grab my toes, I can grab the bottom of my feet, or if standing up, put my palms flat on the floor.  But I can't do the splits.

 



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I actually burn food. I am not the perfect Chef I once was.

Like Web I also cannot touch my toes without bending. Even tho I was in Gymnastics and could do the HORSE like no one else. hehehe

I to cannot whistle.

I Cannot tell directions to save my life. Partner  has to know where we are going and if I am given directions then I give him the phone to get the directions

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yes I too am directionally challenged! I don't give or get directions! That's a no-no!

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I'm embarrassed to say that if I had stayed married, TODAY 04/06/07 would be my 16th anniversary!!!!

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I am embarrased to say that my two year olds favorite word lately is fart.

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darleneapd wrote:

I'm embarrassed to say that if I had stayed married, TODAY 04/06/07 would be my 16th anniversary!!!!


Happy not your anniversary



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I'm embarrased to say my wife's favorite word lately is no.

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I am embarrased to say that my two year olds favorite word lately is fart.


 




Ah yes, Still one of my faves

Yep - I still remember when I discovered the word & its many uses. When just saying it could change the day...


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