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allycat

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Date: Fri Apr 27 10:36 2007

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Honeymoon Willie A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc? . I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin - in every way" The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; ... an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marr ies her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He immediately drops his pants and replies, ....."Look at this, ....still in the CRATE." __________________

Lady Strange

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Date: Fri Apr 27 11:34 2007

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__________________ "Tell me, does it move you, Does it soothe you, Does it fill your heart and soul with the roots of rock & roll? When you can't get through it you can listen to it with a 'na na na na', Well I've been there before" -"Been There Before" by Hanson

sgmorrell

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Date: Fri Apr 27 13:55 2007

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Fore! __________________

willy_smith34

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Date: Fri Apr 27 14:12 2007

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LOL!!! Awsome __________________ FREE WILLY !!!

pipsar6

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Date: Fri Apr 27 17:27 2007

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