(1) Must like same thermastat settings as me. JR. Sorry buddy but this is going to eliminate you right off the bat. I've heard about your place. You don't even need a fridge. You just leave leftovers right on the counter without any fear of spoilage. Freezerburn maybe but that's it... (2) Must know how to give backrubs and be willing to give ME one first. I fell for that "you rub mine first" for years before finally wising up...
Sorry JR. It was a really tough decision. I was weighing our socio-political views in one hand, but the pleasure I derive from having absolute dominion over my home's thermastat just took over. This new found power and freedom is really going to my head!