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The Chosen Woo

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We're Off To See The Wizard


dang it. tech  difficulty


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HAHAHA!! very true.smile

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We're off to see the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado ...
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.



They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.



"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"



Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."


"No Problem!said the Wizard. Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
"
Well, I think I need a heart."



"Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"



Up stepped Dubya and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."


"No problem!" said the Wizard.
"Consider it done."


Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,


"Well, what do you want?"



"IS DOROTHY HERE?"




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I always thought it was funny how hot bill clinton thought he was what with that Arkansas pig-nose and all....smile

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LOL!!

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