A s the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

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C ongratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

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H appy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee , Kentucky, West Virginia & of course HopeValley )

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H appy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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W hen we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

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W e have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

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I 'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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C ongratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Y our friends and I wanted to do

something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

"Uncle Dad"