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Things a Man Should Never Do After the Age of 30

1. Use the word party as a verb.

2. Shots.

3. Body shots.

4. Jell-O shots. Especially Jell-O shots.

5. Read a book with the words Zen and the Art of in the title.

6. Do impressions of Austin Powers characters, especially Dr. Evil.

7. Help friends move.

8. Ask friends to help you move.

9. Crash on a friend's floor or couch.

10. Refer to breasts as "chesticles."

11. Experiment with facial hair.

12. Let your underpants show above your jeans or below your shorts.

13. Apply paint to your face for any reason at all.

14. Own beer-drinking paraphernalia.

15. Own a skull bong.

16. Know the names of the current Real World cast.

17. Remove your shirt in public--unless there is sand and a large body of water nearby.

18. Use the word dude, except when referring to a ranch or a well-dressed Englishman.

19. Use the word dawg in a sentence when referring to a friend or, worse, yourself.

20. Own a futon.

21. Own a beanbag chair.

22. Hang art framelessly.

23. Hang tapestries.

24. Drink malternative beverages.

25. Don a puka-bead necklace.

26. Google ex-girlfriends.

27. Break up with a girlfriend by e-mail.

28. Engage in pranks involving airborne food.

29. Own a Lava lamp.

30. Pool hop.

31. Live with someone you don't sleep with.

32. Share a hotel room with someone you don't sleep with.

33. Play fantasy sports.

34. Divide a restaurant bill with a friend in any way other than 50-50.

35. Sleep past 10:30.

36. Refer to a woman's genitalia as her "nappy dugout."

37. Cook exclusively on a George Foreman grill.

38. Wear a jersey with the name of a professional athlete on the back.

39. Employ any other pickup line besides "Hi, my name is _____. What's yours?"

40. Listen to Pink Floyd.

41. Use Internet acronyms, especially ROFL and LOL.

42. Shave any part of your body except your face.

43. Enjoy Jerry Bruckheimer movies.

44. Run with the bulls in Pamplona.

45. Attend Mardi Gras, Carnaval, or Burning Man.

46. Own a fish tank.

47. Fall asleep in public.

48. Call drugs by their street names (e.g., junk, smack, or whitebag).

49. Pick a fistfight by thrusting out your neck, flexing, and screaming, "It's go time!"



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Man, what should we do?

Curl up in the fetal positon and die?!?! hmm.gif

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I might let this one slide:

40. Listen to Pink Floyd.

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Man, there's a few I'd let slide.

And what's wrong with a man owning fish?

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LOL - those are good . . . oops!



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WebGuy wrote:


LOL - those are good . . . oops!



 I thought the same thing!



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If that was titled things a man should never do after age 50...... maybe...



I object to many of those, and I do many of them well....


and... shirts off???... whats wrong with that(assuming they are not 100+ lbs. overweight)???



....I did laugh at list though...


LOL!!!!



(I just don't think a man should retire at 30....I am still full of life...)

-- Edited by willy_smith34 at 23:45, 2007-07-07

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I disagree with:

2. Shots.

7. Help friends move.

8. Ask friends to help you move.

9. Crash on a friend's floor or couch.

14. Own beer-drinking paraphernalia.

18. Use the word dude, except when referring to a ranch or a well-dressed Englishman.

33. Play fantasy sports.

34. Divide a restaurant bill with a friend in any way other than 50-50.

39. Employ any other pickup line besides "Hi, my name is _____. What's yours?"

40. Listen to Pink Floyd.

41. Use Internet acronyms, especially ROFL and LOL.

45. Attend Mardi Gras, Carnaval, or Burning Man.

46. Own a fish tank.




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49. Pick a fistfight by thrusting out your neck, flexing, and screaming, "It's go time!"



i'm picturing a jerry springer moment right now!



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40. Listen to Pink Floyd.

this one needs to be eliminated from the list...



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18. Use the word dude, except when referring to a ranch or a well-dressed Englishman.

ha!  isaac (4 yr old) told hubby saturday...  "dude!  that's gotta hurt!"  while watching tom & jerry cartoons  blankstare 

i don't like it much coming from a 4 yr old either...



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42. Shave any part of your body except your face.

what are your thoughts on this?smile




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well, i don't like armpit hair......

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

42. Shave any part of your body except your face.

what are your thoughts on this?smile



I think it's perfectly fine for a guy over the age of 30 to wax his back.

 



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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

42. Shave any part of your body except your face.

what are your thoughts on this?smile




I don't think he was thinkin' his back Mz!!



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6. Do impressions of Austin Powers characters, especially Dr. Evil.


rofl.gif No that would make me a bit weirded out, if was on a date or something and he did this.

And the Pink Floyd on is a good one too, because I never liked Pink Floyd.

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And the Pink Floyd on is a good one too, because I never liked Pink Floyd.



 You must have never done heavy drugs in the 70shmm


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 


 

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I was kinda young in the 70's.... and if I was to admit any illegal drug use, it would have occurred in the 80's...







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