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JD The Jazz Doctor

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Date: Sun Jul 15 20:04 2007

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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting women walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenties at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter, my dad, said pleasantly "Good Morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." "The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twin? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied my dad, the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." "Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!" __________________ "And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus. Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09

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OMG!! I have wanted to say that to a few people __________________

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JD this is priceless __________________

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