Q: Why do the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south?
A: Because Minnesota blows and Chicago sucks.

Q: What is the difference between a Bear fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: What do you call a male Bears fan in a room full of beautiful women?
A: Invisible.

Q: What do Bears fans miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.

Q: What's the difference between Cheerios and the Chicago Bears?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.

Q: Why can't a Chicago Bear get into his own driveway?
A: Someone painted an end zone on it.

Q: What do you call a sober Bears fan?
A: A liar.

Q: Why is the bears quarterback unable to answer a telephone?
A: He can't find the receiver.

Q: What's the difference between a dead Packer fan lying in the road and a dead Bears fan lying in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the Packer fan.

Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Chicago?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men.

Q: Why is it a good idea to bring a Bear fan along to a Packer game?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.