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We have two legal teams here going over some old documents about a lawsuit with a previous client. One team is our's and the other is the clients.

One of the lawyers stopped by my office to ask where the bathroom was and I showed him. A few minutes later he came back and asked me how to turn the light switch on. weirdface.gif

I couldn't help myself, I asked him Are you representing us or them? biggrin.gif

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sounds like a lawyer. I am suprised he didn't need help with his zipper too...smile

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Sparky wrote:


I couldn't help myself, I asked him Are you representing us or them? biggrin.gif


LOL!  And...

 



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Us...

Granted the light switch is a touch sensor but even if he would have put his finger anywhere on the plate it would have come on. giggle.gif

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You should present him with a bill of $1,487.50 for "Personal Lighting Assistance".


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Sparky wrote:

Us...

Granted the light switch is a touch sensor but even if he would have put his finger anywhere on the plate it would have come on. giggle.gif


You're screwed.

 



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MzHartz wrote:

Sparky wrote:

Us...

Granted the light switch is a touch sensor but even if he would have put his finger anywhere on the plate it would have come on. giggle.gif


You're screwed.

 





I object!!

I believe the proper term is fornicatingly challenged!

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LOL! What is it with you and the restrooms Sparky?confused

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I don't know! I wasn't even in there, he just asked me where it was!

Maybe I will publish a book "Memoirs of the bathroom experience"

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The good thing is these experiences are pew and fart between!

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- Tails From The Litter Box -
"Don't Eat the Clumps"
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And 23 other litter observations

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- Tails From The Litter Box -
"Don't Eat the Clumps"
"Share that Air"
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By Sparky Kat

Forward by Ally Kat
Illustrations by Mz Hartz
Printed by JDco Printing





 


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sadly he failed to tell you all about the lack of plunger experience last week. no.gif

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O the Things I c ould be saying right now but out of respect for the ladies in the Forum I will be quieashamed.gift.

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for the ladies? like we would be offended. wink.gif

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New office + toilets that need to be adjusted + no plunger = Sparky having to be Macguyver with a paper towel roll and a plastic garbage bag. blankstare.gif

A cat's gotta do what a cat's gotta do. nod.gif

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This was such a "Shaky " expierience for you Sparky just remember shaking more than twice and your playing with it.

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