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If a horse buys a donkey....would it then be the known as the horses a$$?

-- Edited by Sparky at 14:32, 2008-01-08

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?



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What?

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How many pairs are in two pears?

Is it one pair or two pears?



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Do oranges fall far from the tree?



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If a wood chuck could chuck wood? Is he throwing it then?

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How come when you're in the South and your order a Coke, they ask you "What kind?"




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When I close my eyes really tight, why do I see bright, neon-green spots?



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Do Sparky and Web ever have deep thoughts?



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When you drink a vanilla coke and lick an envelope is it then a vanilla envelope?

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We had a guy come make our piano sound better. I tried to pick him up, but it turns out I can't carry a tuner.



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Why does hair stick to your tongue when you lick a cat?



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What if you lick a white envelope made in Manilla?

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If you lick the cat will he still land on his feet if you throw him?

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What is the technical term for licking a cat?

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I don't file my nails after trimming them . . . I just throw them in the trash.



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Kari's cute.

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Whats the difference between mostly cloudy and partly sunny?



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If you are listening to Paul Harvey and knock on the wall at the same time, is this known as a Harvey Wall Banger?

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Why are there no black keys between E & F and B & C ??



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I think it had something to do with licking the cat to see if it lands on its feet....

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What kind of roulette do they play in Russian casinos?



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If a bovine uses a computation device would it be called a cowculator?

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When we're trying to get someone to understand what we're saying, why don't we say:

"K as in knife"

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hmm...good question I don't no....

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Why are big storms that have male names not called himacanes?



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WebGuy wrote:


How come when you're in the South and your order a Coke, they ask you "What kind?"



They do NOT...hmm



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They did me when we were in Tennessee.



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Sorry Ruby, but yeah, they've asked me the same thing when I've been in Tennessee and Georgia. 

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