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Jeremy Riggs


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About four months ago I took in my coin jar and had $98 after only about three months of saving.

I thought that was pretty darn good, but then I thought "gee, imagine how quick  it would add up if I saved dollars!".  So I started saving dollars.

Today I decided I'm gonna take my dollars in to deposit to my bank, I have a stack about six inches thick, it's over 400 bucks hmm.gif  I'm kind of embarassed to go in with em' now smile.gif 

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If nothing else I'll give em' something to talk about.

They'll be confused as to how someone who CLEARLY doens't look like a stripper can be so successful at it biggrin.gif

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well it might be better if they think that then some other things they can come up with laughing.gif

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Just tell them your girlfriend Lexus wanted you to cash these in. nod.gif

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Sparky wrote:

Just tell them your girlfriend Lexus wanted you to cash these in. nod.gif



 BRILLIANT!


I look like an idiot if I'm the stripper.  But if I'm DATING a stripper then I look like a stud!

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rofl.gif Or they'll just assume you're a waiter at some local establishment who has grandiose dreams about dating a stripper. giggle.gif

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It would be hillarious if you made up a Free lap dance ticket and stuck it in the middle! laughing.gif

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dont be upset when security comes in and asks you to step into their office....I called the bank and told em I was a stripper and one of their customers robbed me last night. When they asked me how I knew it was their customer...I told em you also gave me your phone number. biggrin.gif

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did you make that money $2 at a time? "I'll give you $2 to stop that, and put your close back on."smile

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NOT NICE you two!

I could strip if I wanted too. I would just have to find some blind folks having a bachelorette party biggrin.gif

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

NOT NICE you too!

I could strip if I wanted too. I would just have to find some blind folks having a bachelorette party biggrin.gif



 :rolf:

I used to do mime for blind kids.smile



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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

NOT NICE you two!

I could strip if I wanted too. I would just have to find some blind folks having a bachelorette party biggrin.gif

-- Edited by Jeremy Riggs at 10:59, 2008-01-16






Yeah because you know they do this touchy feely brail thing!

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

NOT NICE you two!

I could strip if I wanted too. I would just have to find some blind folks having a bachelorette party biggrin.gif

-- Edited by Jeremy Riggs at 10:59, 2008-01-16


Don't be so hard on yourself...you could certainly find a market among the severely visually impaired. wink



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Ah you never know . . . some ladies (or guys, who are we to judge?) might prefer the more full-figure man stripper.



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I did something like that once.

I went to Pizza Hut with coworkers for lunch one day. We were all standing in line waiting to pay, and I got my money out of my wallet. Somehow I ended up with all ones. My friend next to me goes, "Look at that, you're loaded!" I replied, "Nah, it's just all ones from stripping." The guy in front of us in line whipped his head around so fast, I thought he'd hurt his neck.

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Well, I just got back from the bank. All three tellers were like "HOLY CRAP!". Then they all told my teller she'd better hope she doesn't sell to Angela tonight.

Apparently at the end of the day they "sell" their cash to someone, I don't totally understand it, but the bottom line was Angela was the only one who insists on counting all the money by hand.

Maybe my deposit could help change her mind biggrin.gif $437 in singles was the final tally.

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MzHartz wrote:

I did something like that once.

I went to Pizza Hut with coworkers for lunch one day. We were all standing in line waiting to pay, and I got my money out of my wallet. Somehow I ended up with all ones. My friend next to me goes, "Look at that, you're loaded!" I replied, "Nah, it's just all ones from stripping." The guy in front of us in line whipped his head around so fast, I thought he'd hurt his neck.


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Yeah, my wife's bank does that too. They have to "buy" and "sell" their drawers each day. Its part of the internal checks and balances system.



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