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Ruby

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Date: Wed Mar 5 14:59 2008

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I love his humor! The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment. A penny saved is worthless. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11. There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. Nobody is normal. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. You should not confuse your career with your life. Nobody cares if you cant dance well. Just get up and dance. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time. The most powerful force in the universe is gossip. Your friends love you anyway. __________________

MzHartz

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Date: Wed Mar 5 15:13 2008

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Good ones! Especially the last one! __________________

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Date: Thu Mar 6 10:04 2008

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these are good. __________________ "And like Web, I enjoy throwing JR under the bus. Problem is, it's usually under the special bus that I ride every day". Ghostdancer 12-18-09

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