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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
Wednesday, March 19, 2008



A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

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So did the other lady get the leg surgery?




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So, why was this directed at me? Uranus and her anus are different things. (I think)



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Have you ever played the game "I got your nose" ? I figure she probably went into the next room and said I've got yer anus! Ok ok it was a long way to get there but that's my story and I'm stinking to it!

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hmm

is it new and improved?

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I guess "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" didn't apply to her.



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How do you get a new anus? And what does a new anus do for you?

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maybe she was the lady Jim Morrison sang about in "Back Door Man"?confused

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I'm still wondering when Allycat is gonna show up and question the spelling of alley! evileye

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I had no idea you could get a new anus!

Can the new one be installed ANYWHERE? Could I be set up to poop out of my foot?

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Can it be listed on Craigslist? wink

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Anus. Like New. Hardly Used.

$25.00 or best offer.


Sure Woo, why now nod.gif

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laughing.gif I don't know your post just made me think of your Craigslist obsession

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

maybe she was the lady Jim Morrison sang about in "Back Door Man"?confused


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I need not say a word Ruby...I was sitting right there when he did it...and he's got a bruise on his arm. wink.gif

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allycat wrote:

I need not say a word Ruby...I was sitting right there when he did it...and he's got a bruise on his arm. wink.gif



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