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garougal


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I sometimes go to urbanddictionary.com just for some amusement...it's funny to see what I already know and what other ridiculous slang is out there. I just thought I'd share a few that cracked me up today! giggle.gif

Rock Star Parking: Parking directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.

Earjacking: Eavesdropping on a conversation you have no business hearing.

Shoulder Surfing: Chatting it up, but always scoping for someone better to talk to.

January Joiner: Someone who joins the gym in January as part of a New Year's resolution and by February is back to being a couch potato.

Self-First: The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule.

Subwoofing: Sitting in yoru car bumping the jams so everyone knows you've got a system.

Guitar Face: The act of making an unusual face while playing the guitar. The look typically resembles a look of pain, intense ecstacy, or sometimes even plain old gas.

Carsexual: A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.

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Man, I must be getting old because I haven't heard of most of these.

Guitar Face....yeah, I'm pretty sure I make this face when playing Guitar Hero, haha.  biggrinhmm

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It's not just you Sandy. rockstar parking I knew, but the rest were new to me. I just got a kick out of them!

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Shoulder Surfing- lol

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Oh, I like Rockstar Parking. I'm going to start using that one.

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I thought the same thing Mz! My husband and I are always making fun of those people that find it necesssary to circle the parking lot until one of those spaces are available!

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Subwoofing: Sitting in yoru car bumping the jams so everyone knows you've got a system.

There is a guy here in town named Roger that is the local king of "Subwoofing". You always know its him when he goes by. My wife says he will park right in front of the bank and then turn it up even more so he can hear his tunes inside while doing his business.

The funniest part of this guy is that he's like 40 years old and he completely unplugged his clock at 1978. He thinks he's so cool but really has no clue what a dork he looks like as he's thumpin' down the street.






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guitar face.smile

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Man, here's one I hear ALL THE TIME...

Quick Question: A question that usually requires a long answer. A close relative of stupid question and rhetorical question.


Joan: I have a quick question for you. How do you solve for "x" in this complex differential equation?

Bob: Uhhhhhh...

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