Just make them listen but don't invite them to the forum. Because then you can't scream, yell and make fun of them. Only invite the cool people or the people that rock.

I'm trying to master the look that Jake gives me when he's actually thinking, "Ask me if I care.."
It's one of those blank, lifeless stares that ends with "uh-huh.."

Or, just turn your back to them and pick up the phone as though making a phone call... Works for me...