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Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.



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Finally someone I can connect with!! You see I have a thing for 1973 Ford Pinto windshields myself......weirdface.gif

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Dude, just give the guy the picnic table. I mean really, do you want to eat off of it after that?

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When I read this last night I had to tell my husband. He just kept saying "a picnic table?"

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Just goes to show you that some guys will use any available hole.  ashamedbiggrin

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Well that gives a whole new meaning to Heavy Metal Lover! nod.gif

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its ohio. its still cold. you'd think he'd at least wait until it was summer and the table was hot.blankstare.gif

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Just shows you he's not superficial. He loves the table for whats on the inside.



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Oh Man!!



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can you imagine the guys table loving face.....

lick.gif...lick.gif....lick.gif

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rofl.gif  And JD, you would know this how????wink

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aaaaaaaaw man bleh.gif

WE'VE PLAYED UNO ON YOUR PICNIC TABLE JD!!!!

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I think the guy just needs just a little more love and understanding. Please bring him his table.aww.gif

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Note to self: Don't ask Art to bring the PORK N beens to the pic nic!

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

aaaaaaaaw man bleh.gif

WE'VE PLAYED UNO ON YOUR PICNIC TABLE JD!!!!





we've played on yours too...wink.gif

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Yeah, but my table is seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy! It's shaped like a stop sign, but it's really saying "GO!"

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Stop means stop JR!!  Do not pass Go!!!

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Do not pay the table $200.



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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

Yeah, but my table is seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy! It's shaped like a stop sign, but it's really saying "GO!"


LOL!

 



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heeeeeeeeeey there Boo Boo, wadya think about this pic a nic taaable?

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Hmm, now that I think about it, it even has a hole in the center of it for the big umbrella.

I'll be back in 2 minutes guys biggrin.gif

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I KNEW it!!  He's a 2 minute man.  Watch out Jenn!  rofl.gif

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ghostdancer wrote:

I KNEW it!! He's a 2 minute man. Watch out Jenn! rofl.gif


LOL!!!

 



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Yeah, and he thinks he has a big umbrella. no.gif

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ghostdancer wrote:

I KNEW it!! He's a 2 minute man. Watch out Jenn! rofl.gif



 Is that bad? 


That included the walk out there and the walk back hmm.gif

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ghostdancer wrote:

I KNEW it!! He's a 2 minute man. Watch out Jenn! rofl.gif



Is that bad?


That included the walk out there and the walk back hmm.gif

 


nod.gif  You have a lot to learn grasshopper! 

 



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shh.gif Don't tell Jenn until after we're engaged, k? shh.gif

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Hey was that a proposal???????

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