I like cows, but don't like feeding them.

My father-in-law raised beef cattle and one time he took me out in the barn with him to help him feed them.  I'll never forget it.....he opened the barn doors and all these huge cows came running in, pushing each other out of the way to get to the feed trough.  I thought the dang things were going to keep right on running over the trough and trample me!!  I took off running the opposite direction and told him he could feed his own dang cattle.