Hope this is not a repost!

- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaosthen you probably havent completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

- Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.

- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

- A person who smiles in the face of adversityprobably has a scapegoat.

- Plagiarism saves time.

- If at first you dont succeed, try management.

- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

- TEAMWORKmeans never having to take all the blame yourself.