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TOPIC: Dumb Laws in Nebraska
firefly
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Tue Apr 15 13:52 2008
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Dumb Laws in Nebraska
Persons with gonorrhea may not marry.
It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license.
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MzHartz
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"It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk." That one's not so dumb.
"It is Illegal to go whale fishing." But how will you control the Nebraska whale population?
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WebGuy
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Tue Apr 15 13:59 2008
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The whale fishing one gets a few in trouble for poaching every year. You pull a whale out of the South Loup river and take off with him in the back of your truck, its pretty obvious what you've been up to.
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