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Ruby


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If I should not have posted this sorry... it made me laugh for whatever that is worth!


Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that shell become a hooker. Shes not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred dollars. Any questions, Ill be parked around the corner.

Shes standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, How much?

She says, A hundred dollars.

He says, All I got is thirty.

She says, Hold on, and runs back to Harry and asks, What can he get for thirty?

A hand job, Harry replied.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty bucks is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE length. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, Ill be right back.

She runs back to Harry. Whats wrong? he asks,

Any chance you could lend this guy seventy bucks?!



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LOL!

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Ruby


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The boys might not like so much huh!

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I don't get it.



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please no one try to explain it! I see this going VERY wrong!

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smile nice!

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If your trying to tell me hold my tongue.....please wash your hands first! nod.gif

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Wait a minute!  Who really posted this?  evileye

'Cause it can't be our sweet innocent little Ruby!  no.gif

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