You know my mamacita...should I tell her you called her a dictionary? I think she can take you and then you would have to live with the shame of being beaten up by a little old lady.
You know my mamacita...should I tell her you called her a dictionary? I think she can take you and then you would have to live with the shame of being beaten up by a little old lady.
I'm feeling a lot better about taking her on now that I'm 865 miles away. Mama Murphy is many things, fast is NOT one of them. Tell her I said "Bring it!"
Besides, how is suggesting your Mom is a dictionary a bad thing? Wouldn't that make her incredibly smart? Hmm? Huh? Well!!!? You sayin' your Mom isn't a smartiac? Maybe I should give her a call!
You know, you're well within' her range. She could administer a whoopin before you finish your next post!
Nah, she always tells me I'm the son she shoulda had
Well, then you very well may get smacked. Don't be surprised the next time you visit and give her a hug, that after she is done she smacks you upside the head.
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I have had a rough couple of weeks. It would feel good to kick the stuffing out of someone. But alas, I am all talk and no action.
Plus, I have to be careful, some guys may like being smacked around. If you threaten them, they have a tendency to ask me, "Promise?". I don't think they understand what the wrath of me would bring. But then again, neither do I.
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Maybe I should just go to class like Mz. It would be good for me in several ways. Stress reliever, weight loss, protector of myself come to mind right away.
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Stop trying to be what you see. Be what you ought to be.