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Leasing vs. Purchasing!


The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got $ex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather.


On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!
This is Kristen.


Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of $ex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no b1tching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.




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LOL!!!

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eh, I don't know. the former tenants might have left bugs.....high turnaround too....bleh

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Not at that price, you'd think she'd have documentation of being "Bug Free"

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"Ain't no bugs on me..."

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Hey guys, I'm about $3,947.38 short. hmm.gif

Anybody wanna float me a loan? confused.gif

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanybody? Anybody at all?

I'm good for it (eventually), I SWEAR!!! hmm.gif

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float you the money for something that will probably last you 3 minutes????? I dont' think so. no.gif

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darleneapd wrote:

float you the money for something that will probably last you 3 minutes????? I dont' think so. no.gif



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Oh sure! Pile on!!! ENCOURAGE HER!!!!

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I'll tell you this! It would be 3 minutes she'd never forget! OH, SHE'D TRY TO FORGET! She'd probably be in therapy for YEARS! But she'd NEEEEEEEEEVER forget. no.gif

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3 minutes????/ wow!

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

Oh sure! Pile on!!! ENCOURAGE HER!!!!

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I'll tell you this! It would be 3 minutes she'd never forget! OH, SHE'D TRY TO FORGET! She'd probably be in therapy for YEARS! But she'd NEEEEEEEEEVER forget. no.gif








She could use the $4000 grand you gave her to pay the therapist! rofl.gif

What's that boil down to: $22.22 a second!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!

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Wait!

Maybe she'd pro-rate for me??

Then you'd only have to come up with $200!

And ya know, I bet if I did a little prep work I could even knock another 60 to 90 seconds off my time!!!

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-- Edited by Jeremy Riggs at 12:54, 2008-07-03

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darleneapd wrote:

float you the money for something that will probably last you 3 minutes????? I dont' think so. no.gif



Are you sure it is 3? I was going with more like 2.

But good luck with that JR.



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That's IT! I'm not playing with you guys ANY MORE!!!!

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

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That's IT! I'm not playing with you guys ANY MORE!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! This is for you D!!!

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Excuse me sir, but are you not the one that just last week said that it has been some time since anyone had packed the penguin?

What should we expect then?

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lol. I still laugh out loud when I read that line "Packed the penguin". It just sounds so dirty.

Hmm, Darlene's the one who packed the penguin, and she's the one who started this vicious attack on my staying power hmm.gif

Kind of makes one wonder.

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Is there something you two would like to share with the class? weirdface

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I'd like to be clued in as well! I'm starting to think I blacked out and was taken advantage of by D hmm.gif

Which by the way, if it was the case, would explain that whole less than three minutes thing. Even while blacked out I was able to go 3 minutes. Suddenly pretty sad turns to pretty impressive eh? nod.gif

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I am sure that whatever happened, you liked it. wink

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

I'd like to be clued in as well! I'm starting to think I blacked out and was taken advantage of by D hmm.gif

Which by the way, if it was the case, would explain that whole less than three minutes thing. Even while blacked out I was able to go 3 minutes. Suddenly pretty sad turns to pretty impressive eh? nod.gif










Suddenly I feel like I have been thrown under the bus!!

It's your dirty minds taking you to such ridiculous thoughts..... I have never been to NC I swear!!

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When I packed the penguin I had to have been drunk!

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I'm just glad the bus is finally going another direction.

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darleneapd wrote:

Jeremy Riggs wrote:

I'd like to be clued in as well! I'm starting to think I blacked out and was taken advantage of by D hmm.gif

Which by the way, if it was the case, would explain that whole less than three minutes thing. Even while blacked out I was able to go 3 minutes. Suddenly pretty sad turns to pretty impressive eh? nod.gif



Suddenly I feel like I have been thrown under the bus!!

It's your dirty minds taking you to such ridiculous thoughts..... I have never been to NC I swear!!

Hey now. That doesn't mean he didn't go to see you. wink



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darleneapd wrote:

When I packed the penguin I had to have been drunk!




That's usually what it takes nod.gif

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So, let me get this straight, it takes two drunks and three minutes? confuse.gif

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confuzzed wrote:

So, let me get this straight, it takes two drunks and three minutes? confuse.gif









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coworkers must think I'm crazy laughing so hard!

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