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Bad Biker Granny



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Hi, Everybody!!


Finally checking in again. I've had a nice visit, but am definitely ready to go home now. Got a few stories to eventually share, but I figure I'll wait til I'm back home in my comfort zone.

For now I will just say this... I've managed to catch something of a cold or sinus infection. Since then, I've been pondering the possibility of starting a campaign to rid the world of one-ply toilet paper and cheap facial tissues! I had the extreme misfortune of purchasing a box of tissue from a store called Trader Joe's. I had spent 2 days already suffering the cheap hotel tissue and paper towels to deal with my nose. Certainly, I thought... ANYTHING has to be better than the options I had so far. I was WRONG. no.gif I was OH SO WRONG!!! I believe the Trader Joe's tissues are made of a psychotic combination of sandpaper, gravel, ****leburrs, and quite possibly tree bark. I used exactly one sheet of that... if that were my only option again, I would sooner go rub my face on the sidewalk. I believe I would incur fewer flesh wounds!!

Product Endorsement: Puffs Plus With Lotion and Vicks... this stuff is tissue nirvana for the mucus afflicted. You don't want to go rubbing it on your glasses, but it's a little sheet of heaven on a sore nose. smile.gif

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Hmm, I have a friend who swears by Trader Joes. Looks like someone's got some splainin' to do!

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Other products may be wonderful, but that facial tissue should have a FDA hazard warning on it.

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Trader Joes is an all natural type store. When it comes to food and possibly cleaning products, I prefer that natural stuff.

When it comes to toilet paper, paper towels, and tissue, I'll sacrifice an owl for comfort.

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Poor thing.

I hate the 1-ply ANYTHING! But I love your stories, man! Too funny! biggrin.gif

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Mz... you are a better woman than I. Mema was built for comfort! I do feel a little better about my tissue habits and preferences since watching "How They Make It"-s episode involving these items. They are typically made from recycled materials such as newspaper, and regular sheet paper.

I'm not trying to run down Trader Joe's in any way. I didn't look around a lot, but it looked like a nice store. I gathered as soon as I walked in that it was a natural type place. We don't have that chain here, but we do have Whole Foods, and I shop there frequently.

Pambo... I have yet to tell you stories of this trip. Just wait til lunch!! I'll let you decide which ones are good enough to share.

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Mema, re-read my comment. I'm all about natural foods, but there's some things that I'll pick comfort instead any day!

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Oh dang... don't mind me. I'm still living the sinus meds buzz...

When I finally got home yesterday, I almost fell asleep on my bed while hugging a roll of Charmin Ultra. I was VERY happy.

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Mad Mema wrote:

Oh dang... don't mind me. I'm still living the sinus meds buzz...

When I finally got home yesterday, I almost fell asleep on my bed while hugging a roll of Charmin Ultra. I was VERY happy.



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mumble, mumble, grumble, mutter, mutter...

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Huh? WHAT? Oh dang... you were just channeling Momma and Aunt Mary.


Both of them tend to mumble rather than actually speak in a conversational volume. It is REALLY hard to distinguish between when they are really talking to you and when they are externalizing those thoughts that are supposed to be internal. You can't even tell by the craziness of the comments because they say some really strange things on purpose.



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It's true! I've had several conversations with Momma...and I don't know what the heck she's talkin' 'bout, Willis.

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Yeah, neither do I... some of it is really funny though.

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