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MzHartz


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(This is a moan about your job thread, but I wanted to put it in a positive light.)

How to make your Graphic Designer happy:

When she asks for a better logo file, give it to her.  (Extra points for EPS files.)  DO NOT say, "Oh that logo will be fine, it looks good on the screen."

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How to make your Graphic Designer happy:

Bribe her with coffee.

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How to make your Graphic Designer happy:

Unless you are on a suicide mission, do not send her a file where you've used tabs to create the appearance of columns.

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How to make your Graphic Designer happy:

PROOF READ YOUR MATERIAL BEFORE SUBMITTING IT FOR DESIGN WORK! OR I WILL BILL THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!! 

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How to make your Graphic Designer happy:

Ask the powers that be in your company or call the company that you're affiliate with to get a press quality logo. DO NOT copy a logo off of a website.

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JD The Jazz Doctor wrote:

How to make your Graphic Designer happy:

PROOF READ YOUR MATERIAL BEFORE SUBMITTING IT FOR DESIGN WORK! OR I WILL BILL THE HELL OUT OF YOU!!! 


Amen brotha!

 



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MzHartz wrote:

How to make your Graphic Designer happy:

Ask the powers that be in your company or call the company that you're affiliate with to get a press quality logo. DO NOT copy a logo off of a website.


OMG AMEN SISTA! nod.gif

 



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HOW TO MAKE YOUR GRAPHIC DESIGNER HAPPY:

DO NOT SAY ITS A RUSH JOB WHEN YOU AREN'T EVEN GOING TO LOOK AT THE PROOF FOR 3 WEEKS!

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How To Make Your Data Entry Clerk Happy:  (I actually don't have a true job title- so they slapped that one on my badge)

Use the job numbers that have been provided in the job number books. This requires you to open them and check before you write the number. Do not assume you know the number and write down some number that does not exist causing me to come after you!!

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How to make the person who's quoting you on a job happy:

Give the due date for the job up front. Do not mention that you need the job by the end of the week after she's already quoted you and expect to have the same discounted prices.

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How to make your Senior Network Engineer happy:

Leave her alone... or if you must bother her, attempt to MAKE SENSE!

AND DON'T USE SPEAKER PHONE TO CHECK YOUR VOICEMAILS, LEE!!!!!

-- Edited by Mad Mema at 13:59, 2008-08-27

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How to make your Senior Network Engineer happy:

Make sure that when you schedule testing with the customer that you INFORM the customer so that they will actually SHOW UP for the testing. angered.gif

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How to make your web host happy:

Send him lots of money.

Ok, just send him what you owe him on time.

Er, just send him what you owe him some time.





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MzHartz wrote:

How to make your Graphic Designer happy:

Unless you are on a suicide mission, do not send her a file where you've used tabs to create the appearance of columns.






T H A N K Y O U !!!!! YES.

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WebGuy wrote:


How to make your web host happy:

Send him lots of money.

Ok, just send him what you owe him on time.

Er, just send him what you owe him some time.



Oh, fine, what do I owe ya? biggrin

 



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LOTS!

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How to make your Human Resource employee happy:

Let me listen to some TUNES during my workday!!!!  The constant sound of silence is deafening!! 

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The Sound Of Silence..was a hit for Simon and Garfunkel

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Was it???  I didn't know that cuz I DON'T get to listen to music at work. 


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Then you will have to trust me....the music still plays somewhere. smile

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WebGuy wrote:


LOTS!

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I've got a nickle, two pennies, a game token, a Starbucks receipt, and some pocket lint.  Will that do?

 



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ghostdancer wrote:

How to make your Human Resource employee happy:

Let me listen to some TUNES during my workday!!!!  The constant sound of silence is deafening!! 





Not even headphones?tears.gif

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MzHartz wrote:

 

I've got a nickle, two pennies, a game token, a Starbucks receipt, and some pocket lint.  Will that do?

 


Oh!

Can I have the lint?

I have a collection.

 

 



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WebGuy wrote:

 

MzHartz wrote:

 

I've got a nickle, two pennies, a game token, a Starbucks receipt, and some pocket lint.  Will that do?

 


Oh!

Can I have the lint?

I have a collection.

 

 

 


Oh, I found another, you can have both:
lint-20080209-03.jpg

Does that get me current?

 



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Yup, you're good.

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How to make your Graphic Designer happy:

When her brow is furrowed, she's frowning, and she's squinting at the computer screen, approach with caution.

In fact, it's best just not to approach her at any time at all.

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How to make your "Practice Manager" happy:

Don't copy me on useless emails
Don't email me strings of emails and expect me to understand your problem/?
Spare me any cattiness (or cattyness) when your committees start in-fighting
Don't expect me to read your email within 2 minutes
Don't whine to my boss if you want me to repsect you.....

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How to make your customer service/order person happy:

Call to check on an order. Don't just stop in unannounced before 9am and then stand around while she's trying to make phone calls to companies that may not even be open yet trying to figure out the status of your order. Just call, she'll check it out and call you back.

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