Can I borrow your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Have I seen you before? Oh yeah! I saw you in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!!!
Baby, youre so sweet, you put Hersheys outta business
Was your father a thief? Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Are your pants from outer space? Cause your butt is out of this world,=.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here.
Thats a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.
Dont you know me from somewhere?
My love for you is like diarrhea - I cant hold it in
Do you have a library card?Cause Id like to check you out
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh Really. What is that?) Its just that your numbers not in it.
Youve got all the curves, and Ive got all the angles
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
You stole my heart. But thats okay. I have another one at home in the fridge.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Youve got fine written all over you.
Does my breath smell okay?
Ever since I met you, youve lived in my heart without paying any rent.
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
My magic watch says that you dont have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast.
Screw me if I am wrong, but havent we met before?
If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, Id have five cents.
Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
People call me John, but you can call me tonight!
Heres $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
You turn my software into hardware!
(Fall in front of a girl) Wow, Ive never fallen for a girl like you before.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I must be a snowflake, because Ive fallen for you.
Are you from Tennessee? Cause youre the only ten I see!
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
I think I need to call heaven because theyve lost one of their angels.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Can I even get a fake number?
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
Damn, Im glad Im not blind!
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.
Ill give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!
Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you.
Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?
You smell. Lets shower.
Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.\
Are you an alarm clock? Cause you opened my eyes
Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.
Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you know why I cant see any stars tonight? You outshine them.
Lets save water. Lets shower together.
My neck hurts, because as soon as you walked by I whipped my head!
What pick-up line actually works on you?
Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.
Hi, Im Fun. I dont think youve had me yet.
Are your parents terrorists? Because youre the bomb.
Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
If I follow the rainbow will I get you in the end?
Good thing Im not flammable because youre smoking hot.
Do you like water? (Yes) Then you already like 70 percent of me.
If you held six roses in front of a mirror youd see seven of the most beautiful things in the world.
Im like a clock and youre the batteries. Without you my world would end!
Hey can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
You must be peanut butter because youre making my legs feel like jelly!
Hey my name is John, but you can call me later!
Are you religious? (Why?) Because youre the answer to my prayers.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but Im asking for only one.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Lets play chess. You turn off the light and Ill make the first move!
Can I take your temperature?
Excuse me miss, can I have the time? Id check my watch but I cant take my eyes off you.
That shirt is awful. Take it off now!
Baby do you have a license? Cause youre driving me crazy
Youll do.