Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds
> of sex.
>
> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.* This kind of sex
> happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex
> until you are blue in the face.
>
> The 2nd kind of sex is called:Kitchen Sex. * This is when you
> have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so
> needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
>
> The 3rd kind of sex is called:Bedroom Sex.* This is when you
> have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
> has gotten routine ,and you usually have sex only in your
> bedroom.
>
> The 4th kind of sex is called:Hallway Sex. * This is when you
> have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
> each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'
>
> The 5th kind of sex is called:Religious Sex.* Which means you
> get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
> night. (Very Popular)
>
> The 6th kind is calledCourtroom Sex.* This is when you cannot
> stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws
> you in front of everyone.
>
> And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is
> called:Social Security! Sex.
> * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy
> yourself.