I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
      
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what Im doing.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Havent lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older, because theres a lot more information in our heads. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.