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Word Lovers...Lexophiles


1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.  Then it hit me.


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Police were called to a daycare where a 3 year old was resisting a rest.

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The roundest knight at King Arthurs Table was Sir Cumference.

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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

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When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

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A thief who stole a calendar got 12 months.

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The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

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A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.

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A will is a dead giveaway.

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A bicycle cant stand alone, it is two tired.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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We must have left Dylan alone again.

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Yes Fuzzy, dylan with a little free time is always a little unpredictable.

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Maybe like 100 posts unpredictable?

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Acoountant, there was only TEN.

Glad I could clear up any misconceptions. biggrin

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It may have been ten in here, but how many were in the other threads?

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The scary thing is how he can post for hours with no one else around to converse with weirdface.gif

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I have always been told if you can laugh at yourself you will never be loney.

Maybe it is the same for forum speaking - as long as you can post with yourself, you can have a lovely conversation.

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Some of my best conversations are with myself.  And the voices in my head.  But mainly with myself! biggrin

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Is that anything like dancing with yourself?

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If I dance with myself I usually have to lead.

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Probably a good move since you are supposed to lead anyway.

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you guys make me smile.

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We aim to please CP. How's things in the desert land?

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