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JD The Jazz Doctor


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Medical Alert

Classification: UNCLASSIFIED

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly

contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by

hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload

Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your

colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come

into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two

good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the

antidotes -Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome

Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until

WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you

do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is

controlling your life.



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SuzieB


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HAHHAHA I love it biggrin.gif

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I was thinking about a nice bottle of wine this evening. Although, I do have beer too.

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Dylan


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Dont mix em TLCB, that is a recipe for a hangover. wink



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Mad Mema


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laughing.gif Very funny!

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No good could come from a cranky hung over Fuzzy.  She's just looking for a reason to break out the whoop A$$ on me. biggrin

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Mad Mema


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Does Fuzzy want a piece of you: confused.gif NO! She wants TWO!! giggle.gif

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sgmorrell


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Nice!

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Like I would really mix the two. no.gif Don't be silly. And I always have reasons to threaten you. nod.gif Someday you will get yours. Since you wouldn't know who I am, I could stalk you, walk up to you, give you a swift kick in the ass and then turn around and go home. Yep. that sounds like a good day to me. nod.gif

Besides, I am usually cranky. It is my natural state of being.

Bring it!

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good one! i think i should send this to our guy in texas... he hasn't been the usual smart azz, i've grown to appreciate. i don't think he's been taking enough Bothersome
Employer Elimination Rebooter...


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