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Ruby


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A Russian woman married a Canadian
gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto
.   However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but
did manage to communicate with her husband.  The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries. 

 
 


One day, she went to the butcher and
wanted to buy chicken legs.  She didn't know how to put forward her
request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to
show her thighs. Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken
legs. 

 
 


Next day she needed to get chicken
breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a
chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts.  The
butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken
breasts. 

 
 


On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed
to buy sausages.  Unable to find a way to
communicate this, she brought her husband to the store... 

 
 


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 What were you
thinking?  Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English! 

 
 



Now get back to your
emails.

 
 


I don't know about you
sometimes!

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Oh, that reminds me of the rake joke. Although I usually tell it better in person. I'll see if I can find it on the web, if not I'll retype it.

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MzHartz


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I still think I tell it better in person:

Yard Work Sign Language!
A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to take a shower. Her husband is looking for a rake and cant find it. He yells up to his wife, but she motions to him from the window like she cant hear.


So he points to his eye, hits his knee, and then makes raking motions.
("I need the rake.")


She replies by pointing to her eye ,
grabbing her left breast,
slaps her butt, then rubs her crotch.




The man is confused and runs upstairs.

"What? What was that?"

"Eye, left tit, behind, the bush."

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Very funny ladies biggrin

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