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RIP: Pillsubury Doughboy


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Pleasejoin me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-bakedschemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John
Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He isalso survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.



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cute!

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tears.gif I'll miss our late night talks Dough. tears.gif

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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

tears.gif I'll miss our late night talks Dough. tears.gif



we seriously need to get your sleep pattern back on track

 



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hmm.gif Tell me about it!

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Maybe going home will help you with that.

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If the funeral were held at 475 for an hour, it would be a cremation service.smile

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We had two guys at our school call "dough boy" yes, they were fat. The one guy ended up getting pretty fit but, just a few years back was involved with the police. He was out in the yard with a shotgun trying to get shot! They didn't shoot him. He shops at the local store, I never say hi.idea

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