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one slighlty used husband


good at yard work, laundry, tastless jokes and just learned to take out the trash wink.gif

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How much?



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Will you take a trade?

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thumper will bid high.smile

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trade...hmm...I'm not sure...tell me about him.

how much...wow...he is worth about half a million dead...I never thought about alive.


Thumper.....oooooh thumper...come out come out where ever you are. I'll make you a deal. I really want cake right now. $5.00 and a chocolate cake with buttercream icing.

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$5 and a cake???? That's all? Hmmmm. I think I could provide that. I have always wanted a houseboy.

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Heck, I could make a cake and $5 and still keep mine. But would I really want 2 husbands?

Mine makes jewelry, writes poetry, and cleans the cat box. He also fixes stuff for a living. It's a fair trade.

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I am afraid I don't have much to offer. no.gif

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I would be perfectly happy to give someone 10 whole dollars to take my wuzband off my hands. nod.gif

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I may have to get in on that bidding too, I have a lot of yardwork that I am stuck with now that I am manless.......

Bring it on Thumper! wink.gif

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Hey Darlene, maybe we can split the cost of Sparky. I will take him for a while and then ship him up to you. Now that is being thrifty. nod.gif



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I can see I'm going to have to up my cash incentive... apparently you ladies would like someone who actually DOES stuff. Darn my luck!

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confuzzed wrote:

Hey Darlene, maybe we can split the cost of Sparky. I will take him for a while and then ship him up to you. Now that is being thrifty. nod.gif







That works for me.... good thinkin' Fuzzy. nod.gif

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Mad Mema wrote:

I can see I'm going to have to up my cash incentive... apparently you ladies would like someone who actually DOES stuff. Darn my luck!



Yeah. We do not need any useless lumps. There are enough of those around.



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shrug.gif Can't blame a girl for tryin'!

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True. Trading a husband and gaining a few $$ in return may not be a bad deal.

Although, do you really make out on the deal if you have to throw in the cash?

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Yes, yes I would. nod.gif

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What the heck??? I go away for 6 hours to try and save the economy and your selling me..... Ok I'm game who's the highest bidder?

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will they throw in the U.S. at no extra charge?confused

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At this point anything is possible!

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Sparky wrote:

What the heck??? I go away for 6 hours to try and save the economy and your selling me..... Ok I'm game who's the highest bidder?









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-- Edited by darleneapd at 10:01, 2008-09-30

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Sold! nod.gif

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Sparky wrote:

Sold! nod.gif








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Bring the brown paper lawnbags with you when you come Sparky!! smile.gif about 50 of them

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-- Edited by darleneapd at 11:36, 2008-09-30


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And you better be wearing a baseball cap... I love a man wearing a baseball cap
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Hey darlene would you tell your husband he forgot to put the laundry in the dryer biggrin.gif



oh and he was talking in his sleep about a male coworker going down jawdrop.gif

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Mad Mema wrote:

I would be perfectly happy to give someone 10 whole dollars to take my wuzband off my hands. nod.gif






I'll take him....straight to the pound. I promise he won't be there long... biggrin.gif

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You'd take him there tied to the bumper of your car! Hey.... lemme look in my wallet. I bet I have cash!! giggle.gif

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Yeah. I promise. He'll go to...a really good home. That's the ticket.

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Oh wait. Neo left a few presents in the back yard that the wuzband could clean up first...THEN off to the pound.

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allycat wrote:

Hey darlene would you tell your husband he forgot to put the laundry in the dryer biggrin.gif



oh and he was talking in his sleep about a male coworker going down jawdrop.gif







................... UM, what he does at work w/ other men is not my business. ashamed.gif If he can rake up and do my man chores, it's worth the 50cents

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