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JD The Jazz Doctor


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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with
>four young mothers and their small children.
>"You all have obsessions," he observed.
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>To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.
>You've even named your daughter Candy."
>
>He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.
>Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
>
>He turns to the third Mom, Joyce:
>"Your obsession is with alcohol.
>This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
>At this point, the fourth mother,Tilllie quietly gets up,
>takes her little boy by the hand and whispers,,,,, " Come on,
>Dick, we're leaving "


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too cute!smile

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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!'
  
   Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.'
  
   Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked, 'Really
   small, was it?'
  
   Sally replied, 'No... salty!'
  
   Mom fainted.



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LOL!

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I gasped on that one! eyepopping.gif

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its the old ladies at work too throwing that one around in emails....smile

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Get a bunch of women together and you never know what the topic of the day will be JD.  biggrin



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Subject: Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda .
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia . How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
    to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
    was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead,
    I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
    started running all over the house looking.

    I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I
    went through every closet and checked under a l l the beds .

    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so 
    exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be 
alive.

    PRICELESS!



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LOL, that's the first time I've heard that joke with women instead of men.

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