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Announcing a change in the Riggs / Hartz ticket.


Effective immediately I think we'll be flipping positions.

It's now the Hartz / Riggs ticket.

It just makes sense.  MZ can be the sweet, caring President of the ticket.

I'll be the muscle operating in the background.  Most of my work needs to be done in the shadows anyway nod.gif

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blankstare.gif Okay.

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Hey Mema, did you hear that rumor on the internet that the Dylan hates puppies? confused.gif

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I think I need a new running mate.hmm

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Hates puppies?

Oh no!



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What are you talking about? We can't lose! I've got a direct line to Karl Rove AND I think I've got G. Gordon Liddy talked into working with us!

WE CAN'T LOSE I TELL YA!

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Now I know how McCain feels.

(Sorry, that was a low blow, but I couldn't resist.)

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WebGuy wrote:


Hates puppies?

Oh no!



I know.  I was shocked.

But I read it on the internet so it's gotta be true.  blankstare.gif

 



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MzHartz wrote:

Now I know how McCain feels.

(Sorry, that was a low blow, but I couldn't resist.)



I can see West Milwaukee from my house!  weirdface.gif

 



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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

 

MzHartz wrote:

Now I know how McCain feels.

(Sorry, that was a low blow, but I couldn't resist.)



I can see West Milwaukee from my house!  weirdface.gif

 

 



Please don't tell me West Milwaukee is another country. no.gif

 



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Nah, it's just three blocks down the street. smile.gif

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I still wanna invade it though nod.gif

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I do hope that when you get up in the morning you look out your window to make sure there aren't any Canadians standing around . . . and if there are, you tell them to "shoo".



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Jeremy Riggs wrote:

I still wanna invade it though




Don't invade it . . . DRILL IT! nod.gif

 



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no.gif Mema loves the animals. VP Dylan does not hate puppies. This is just another Rovesian tactic from our opposition party. While Mr. Rove is wicked good at running a nasty campaign, Mema / Dylan will stick to campaigning on the issues. We are a unity ticket, all about common sense, decency, good parties, and low gas prices. nod.gif

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Common sense, decency, good parties? Those don't go together!

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Sure they do... Dylan is not much of a drinker, therefore he will be in charge of the having of the common sense and decency. The rest of us will be dancing on the bar.

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Ok, Mema, now I know you are lying . . . no politician has EVER applied common sense to anything.



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Stoopid Canadians!

I WILL tell em' to "shoo" Web!

When Hartz / Riggs are in charge those Canadians will find out what deportation is all aboot!! nod.gif

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So Mz, who is your new running mate?



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Mema is not a politician. Mema is a senior network engineer with better ideas on fixing the current issues facing our country. Mema would never claim to be a politician.

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So Mz, who is your new running mate?

 



I'm afraid it might be too late to switch.

Although I might be able to offer you a better position than the Treasury...

 



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Mad Mema wrote:

Mema is a senior network engineer with better ideas on fixing the current issues facing our country. Mema would never claim to be a politician.




Hmm,

Could president Mema lower my cellular bill?


 



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Well, if you come to work for the Mema / Dylan administration, we would be obliged to cover your cellular bill.

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Hmmmm



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MzHartz wrote:

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So Mz, who is your new running mate?




I'm afraid it might be too late to switch.

Although I might be able to offer you a better position than the Treasury...



Hmmmm. Better than the treasury huh? What if Mema offers you a really good position? I mean, I am not in the authority to say so, but I could see it happening. That would leave your running mate posting on about puppies. You know he looks like a madman throwing kibble about the campaign trail.



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You gotta admit though that he does look pretty hot in a swimsuit.



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Federal Reserve Chairperson? Ambassador to the UN? Mema has several key cabinet positions to fill. We will be ready to party on day 1.

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MzHartz wrote:

confuzzed wrote:


So Mz, who is your new running mate?




I'm afraid it might be too late to switch.

Although I might be able to offer you a better position than the Treasury...



Hmmmm. Better than the treasury huh? What if Mema offers you a really good position? I mean, I am not in the authority to say so, but I could see it happening. That would leave your running mate posting on about puppies. You know he looks like a madman throwing kibble about the campaign trail.

 



Fuzzy, just between you and me, I might be tempted to take Mema up on an offer, if the pot were sweetened enough.

 



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WebGuy wrote:

 

Mad Mema wrote:

Mema is a senior network engineer with better ideas on fixing the current issues facing our country. Mema would never claim to be a politician.




Hmm,

Could president Mema lower my cellular bill?


 

 




Et tu Web?  crying.gif



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