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Ruby


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Might be a repost, but it made me smile!

> > MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
> >
> > Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital
> >
> > Please select from the following options menu:
> >
> > If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
> >
> > If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
> >
> > If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6
> >
> > If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line
> > so we can trace your call.
> >
> > If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother
> > Ship.
> >
> > If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
> > which number to press.
> >
> > If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
> > nothing will make you happy anyway
> >
> > If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696 .
> >
> > If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep
> > or after the beep . Please wait for the beep
> >
> > If you have short-term memory loss, press 9 . If you have short-term memory
> > loss, press 9 If you have short-term memory loss, press 9 .
> >
> > If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to
> > talk with you
> >
> > If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down
> > and cry . You won't be crazy forever.
> >
> > If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.
> >
> > This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
> >
> > You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person
> > to show you care.
> >
> > Well, my job is done . . . Your turn

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LOL, I love that one!

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