1. Screaming Chicken, The World's Most Annoying Toy This rubber chicken doesn't squeak or squawk. It screams.
2. Wealth Redistribution 2008 Holiday Ornament This tree ornament announces that the ornament that used to be there has been removed and given to someone who needs it more. The Redistribution Holiday Ornament will let everyone know you're spreading the wealth whether you want to or not.
3. Mini Guitar Hero This miniature version of that mega-hit game is barely 6-inches long but you can still rock out to songs by Queen, Cheap Trick, Nirvana, and The Police.
4. Potty Putter Why waste time on the toilet, when you can use it to get ready for the fairway? Potty Putter contains everything you need for an exciting round of golf without leaving your seat including a putting green for around the toilet, mini putter, flag stick and two golf balls.
5. Wasabi Flavored Gumballs These potent little green confections offer an intense explosion of wasabi. Strangely, the gum is actually delicious.
6. Men's Underwear Repair Kit In this troubled economy, don't throw away your old underwear but repair it with the Men's Underwear Repair Kit. This handy, inexpensive kit provides everything you need to get your unsightly undershorts back into presentable shape.
7. Obama "Yes We Can" Opener Every election spawns some interesting products, but this has to be one of the stupidest. To Obama fans, the "Yes, We Can" opener, seizing on his campaign refrain, could be a treasure.
8. "How To Tie A Tie" Tie Still struggle with your tie? This stylish tie has simple knot-tying instructions printed right on the front. Just follow the six step-by-step diagrams and you'll look as dashing as George Clooney in seconds.
9. 2009 Dog Poop Calendar Each month features a spectacular landscape or breathtaking tableau, but somewhere in every shot there's a pile of dog poop. Distasteful? You bet it is, but the contrast between the beautiful photography and dog poop is remarkable.
10. Pole Dancer Alarm Clock When the alarm goes off, dance music plays and disco lights flash. At the same time, a buxom blonde dancer gyrates around a pole under the spinning disco ball.
I'm actually on their website right now trying to decide what to get to meet their $9 minimum order I got two of the wealth redistribution Christmas ornaments in my shopping cart at the moment. I have a couple uncles who would love em'.
Omg, don't let my husband stumble on this somewhere out there on the web. I'm sure he'd order it in a heartbeat. The man never wants to toss out his old skivvies. I bought him some new ones, threw out the old, and he had the nerve to go into the bag and dig some of them back out, saying there was "nothing wrong with these." The man is hopeless!!!
After you've worn em' for ten or twelve years that waistband is perfectly fitted to you. You'll never buy a pair that comfortable, it takes years to break them in.
This summer I bought two dozen new pair of undies but I STILL held onto about a dozen pair that I've had for a decade. It's always a happy day when I get to wear the classics
I got two of the wealth redistribution Christmas ornaments in my shopping cart at the moment. I have a couple uncles who would love em'.
The man is hopeless!!!
