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Winter In Wisconsin


WISCONSIN POEM

It's winter in WISCONSIN
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.


Oh, how I love WISCONSIN
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.


Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave WISCONSIN
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!


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LOL! Genius!

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Well done JD.

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Oh I cannot take credit for that. It came in an email.smile.gif

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Oh. I thought maybe you were in a creative mood over the weekend and just cranked it out.



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laughing.gif  This is great!!

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laugh because its funny, cry because its true no

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You can substitute Michigan for Wisconsin and it'd still be true. hmm

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laughing.gif Sorry Wisconsin gang... but that is dang funny! ... she says from the only slightly warmer deep freeze that is Kansas.

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Laugh at our pian, M.

I am not sure what hurts more, the winter, or your mocking us...crying.gif

                                   evileye

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Not laughing at... laughing with. giggle.gif Fact of the matter is that you guys are apparently azz deep in snow from what you have been telling me... If I was there, I'd be in a whole world of hurt. My azz is a lot closer to the ground than yours so I'd probably be a Michele-berg until spring.

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Sounds like a case of polaroids waiting to happen. biggrin

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We have so much snow that my full-grown Lab couldn't get out in the yard to do her business.  I had my husband snow-blow a couple of paths for her.  The dog thanks him very much.  laughing.gif

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I mock your snow, you mock my vertical challenge... it all works out.

Ghost... that is just funny! I can see it happening! giggle.gif

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A flock of mock...heading south! biggrin

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I could go for mocking on a beach. nod.gif

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Michele, I like you so I am gonna give you some lawyerly advice...

There is a loophole in your request...


Antartica has beaches...

Just thought you might like to know.


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Yeah, but that trip is out of my price range. Think I'd have to stick with the Equatorial region. nana.gif Cozumel is less expensive that the south pole.

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You are light complected, so pack the sun screen.


Send me a post card too if you think of it smile

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Excellent point. SPF Opaque for me... lest I become a charp in a day.

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I believe they call that SPF a flannel shirt nana.gif

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Whatever it takes. I'm sure I could eventually adjust. Maybe in 5 years or so I could cop a shade of beige about me.

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