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Jeremy Riggs


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One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through." 
The wife went out and moved her car. 
 
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again. 
 
The next week, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow today and you must park..." Then the power went off! The wife was very upset. With a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street am I supposed to park on?" 
 
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, her husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time.


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Mema...arent you blonde?  nana.gif

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Only in your dreams, darling! My hair is actually brown.

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No, she's not blonde. I've seen her on Twitter. smile.gif

She's a very pretty brown. nod.gif

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It looks blonde with the sun shining on it from 600 miles away. smile

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Jeremy Riggs


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Dylan wrote:

It looks blonde with the sun shining on it from 600 miles away. smile



And I look like Brad Pitt with the sun shining on me from five miles away.


What's yer point?  weirdface.gif



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aww.gif You guys are so sweet to me.

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Dont mind JR, he hasnt taken his meds today. biggrin

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Web and Dylan are trying to tell you that I have pretty hair. Dylan is also trying to imply that I might be inclined to move my truck based on the snow plows. giggle.gif But I'm ignoring that part because otherwise he is being really sweet.

-- Edited by Mad Mema at 20:21, 2009-01-20

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Yeah, I know. I've seen ya on Twitter too. smile.gif

But it's fun to make em' work harder than they should have to. nod.gif

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You do have pretty hair...I just thought it looked more blonde than brown.

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It bleaches out on its own during the summer so it does get kind of blonde... but for reals its a medium brown.

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Another rerason to look forward to summer...biggrin



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You mean, other than kite flying . . . right?



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Depends...we going with the guitar or the 3 drunken penguins?

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Give it time, sweetie... the "platinum highlights" are coming in fast and furious these days. I'm going to have to consider picking a color pretty soon.

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Purple maybe? smile

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That is always a possibility. Lemme see how the employment ball bounces.

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Suhhhweeeeeet! smile

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I could probably get away with purple hair at Sprint. If I end up working for Ericcson, they might not be so fond of that idea.

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Probably depends on the shade. nana.gif

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Purple? no.gif

Why mess with perfection?



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Mrs Web buy any of this Web? biggrin

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Nah, because she thinks I'm just wantin' something.



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There's nuthin' wrong with gratuitous flattery!

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I could have built a career on it.

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It's a handy skill in almost every facet of life.

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Know what to kiss and when. smile

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Oh now... THAT'S a whole DIFFERENT set of skills!

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Thats what I hear.  biggrin

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