The following is a guest post by Collin Palkovitz and Jason Latshaw of Elany Arts, creators of an iPhone app called LETHAL that tells you what dangerous things are lurking just around the corner, or in any given location in the United States.
We scoured government databases and academic publications to find crime rates, disease rates, disaster occurrences, and deadly wildlife ranges. We then compiled our findings into one centralized database that pulls those stats, combines the score into four categories, and gives you an overall LETHAL Index for hundreds of locations.
The research for this project was both captivating and terrifying. It was fascinating to learn about the different dangers that various locations pose. Below are the most dangerous locations in each of our four categories.
We were all surprised to discover the location in the United States with the greatest number of deadly animals.
One might think that somewhere in Alaska with polar bears, grizzly bears, AND great white sharks would take the prize, but no. (Even though the possibility of meeting up with all three of those fearsome beasts does make Alaska pretty exciting. But youll read later what keeps Alaska from being all around completely awesome.)
Or maybe the Everglades, the only place in the world where crocodiles and alligators are both native (in addition to bears, panthers, and poisonous snakes! Seriously, think about that, theyre one tiger away from being able to say Oh my!)? But again, no. The Everglades arent it either.
Instead, welcome to Mobile, Alabama, the home of 19 yes, nineteen - deadly animal species. Its like the Baskin Robbins of blood-thirsty predators. Whether you are on the land or the sea, something here can kill you. The sheer number of creatures you have to watch out for is impressive. A day at the beach near Mobile may sound pleasant, but you should be prepared to wind up fleeing the shark infested waters only to find yourself in a land crawling with more kinds of poisonous snakes and spiders than anywhere else in the country.
But Im sure youre wondering what the most BORING place is when it comes to Wildlife? I know we were. Well, if you dont like the idea of being offed by something that you thought was lower on the food chain, make immediate plans to move to North or South Dakota or Nebraska. There, the only thing youd have to watch out for would be a couple of lame standbys that are just about everywhere else, too Dogs, Hornets, Black Widow Spiders, and Mosquitoes. Yawn!
Crime
The St. Louis Arch is there to distract tourists from the city's dangers. Photo: Storm Crypt [Flickr]
When it comes to crime in the U.S. you may think that New York or Los Angeles sound like scary places, but compared to Detroit and St. Louis, those cities are delightful locations for Sunday-school picnics.
St. Louis and Detroit battle it out for the title of Which City is More Likely to Annihilate You With Its Crime, and quite honestly this contest is going into extra innings with no end in sight.
St. Louis comes out of the gate and scores some quick points because of its insanely high violent crime rate 2,480 violent crimes per 100,000 citizens. But the Motor City comes right back nearly tying the match with its own hefty rate of 2419 per 100,000.
Maybe the Lions went 0-16 because they couldn't focus on the game they were too busy looking over their shoulders to make sure they weren't going to get mugged or killed!
Speaking of getting killed, if you do decide to ignore the fear of being mugged, stabbed, or beaten and decide to brave these Midtown Detroit streets, you run the risk of being one of many yearly murder victims there people are killed at the gaudy rate of 61 per every 100,000 citizens. When you realize that the national rate is a mere 7, you see how dangerous this area is.
But before you fall out of your chair and start hyperventilating know this: Downtown St. Louis has that rate beat by a mile because 93 out of every 100,00 are murdered there. All of a sudden, Midtown Detroit might be looking safe. But it isnt.
Because St. Louis has one thing going for it in the crime department at least when it comes to Forcible Rape, its not Midtown Detroit.
Detroit is not safe enough even for the Department of Public Safety. The building has been abandoned ... Photo: Derek Farr (Detroit Derek) [Flickr]
Well let you know just how bad Midtown Detroit is in the rape department, but first a discussion about the stats we found for rape in the US: When we were doing our research, we were horrified by Juneau, Alaska. I dont know what theyre drinking there, but 102.3 out of every 100,000 people are getting raped in the land of Whatever It Is People Do In Juneau, Since the US average is a mere 33.1, clearly they have a serious problem. (And actually, its kind of widespread to the whole state of Alaska! That place has an unbelievably high rate of 76 thats for the state on average. Sarah Palin, what in the world is going on up there?).
Truly it cant get worse than Juneau, right? Wrong. Sleepy little beach communities Ocean City, Maryland and Key West, Florida made a baffling and troublesome attempt to hang with the major cities by weighing in with rates of 123.3 and 127.3, respectively. Think about that for a second. If you had a NFL Football game in Ocean City, Maryland, about 127 people in that crowd would be raped that year, on average. Whats going on, Ocean City? Considering that New York Citys Rape rate is a mere 13 per 100,000, one has to wonder if NBC should move the Special Victims Unit to Ocean City, Maryland! Benson and Stabler, head to the Shore!
Actually, no. If were going to be calling Benson and Stabler anywhere, it should be to Midtown Detroit. While we were scandalized and terrified by Key West, Ocean City, and Jeneau we were absolutely left in a state of disbelief by Midtown Detroits numbers. 181 rapes per 100,000 people. Yes, 181. Just about six times the national average.
So it looks like Midtown Detroit is more likely to rape you while Downtown St. Louis will more likely just kill you. We cant pick a winner. But we know two areas well be avoiding for the near future. (This would be the time to point out that both Detroit and St. Louis have areas that are very safe and lovely. But really, dont go to Midtown or Downtown without body armor and some pepper spray.)
Disasters
We were shocked to learn which location ranked the highest for disasters. Memphis, TN!
The Mississippi River has a nasty habit of flooding in Memphis. Photo: jeb simpson [Flickr]
As it turns out, this unsuspecting town sits in the path of tornadoes and is located in an area geologically prone to earthquakes, floods, and landslides. There is also significant potential for wildfires in this area. In addition to natural disasters, motor vehicle deaths, accidental firearm deaths, and suicides are all above average.
But if youre headed to the nation's capital, you might want to follow Obamas lead and drive in a bullet proof SUV, because Washington DC has the most gun related deaths per year by far. A full 21% more deaths than the runner up in this inglorious category, New Orleans.
And if youre feeling a little down, you may want to steer clear of Montana. Theres something about all that ranching and wheat farming that must make you want to just up and end it all, because Montana has the worst suicide rate in the nation. 22 out of every 100,000 Montanians (I have no idea if theyre called that or not, but whats the alternative really Montanites?) kill themselves every year.
Disease
US Naval Hospital Ship Mercy docked in San Diego in 2006. Coincidence? I don't think so ... Photo: Jim Frazier [Flickr]
San Diego takes the cake (ew, what kind of cake would that be? Pro tip: dont eat it) for the most disease-ridden location in the United States. It is a good thing that cancer, heart disease, stroke, and Alzheimers are non-communicable; otherwise the entire city would have to be quarantined.
But its a city on the other side of the continent that takes the unfortunate status of being the AIDS capital of America. That would be Baltimore, with 37.7 AIDS related deaths per 100,000 citizens. Its sister city Washington DC isnt much better off in that department at 37.1. Compare that to a mere 3.7 AIDS deaths per 100,000 in Oakland, California or the very impressive virtual ZERO in Salt Lake City, Utah and youll see that Baltimore and DC have to change something up.
ya in Memphis last May, some tornados rolled in and the thunderstorms were really bad. total tornado alley. I didn't know about the other natural disasters tho.
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ya in Memphis last May, some tornados rolled in and the thunderstorms were really bad. total tornado alley. I didn't know about the other natural disasters tho.
Yeah, when the weather is bad there, it is waaaaaay bad. But when it's not, it's like paradise.
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Maybe the Lions went 0-16 because they couldn't focus on the game they were too busy looking over their shoulders to make sure they weren't going to get mugged or killed!
lol, yeah that's it
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I apologize for pissing you off. It seems that I'm doing that a lot lately. Pissing you off is not my intent for posting what I post and I'm sorry it keeps happening.
I never would have guessed St. Louis was that bad. I always thought it was one of your better cities.
If you are ever feeling particularly brave or suicidal, take a spin through East St. Louis. Technically it is in Illinois, but the place just oozes "your life is in danger". I was there with my brother once... we stopped for gas. The gas station attendant was behind inch thick bulletproof glass that appeared to have been well tested.
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That really REALLY shocks me. My only real knowledge of St. Louis is via the various sports teams they have.
The broadcasts from St. Louis always make it sound like such a great place. Not that I'd expect them to highlight the worst of an area during a sports telecast, but when you watch a Detroit game they just pretty much don't mention the location
I never would have guessed St. Louis was that bad. I always thought it was one of your better cities.
If you are ever feeling particularly brave or suicidal, take a spin through East St. Louis. Technically it is in Illinois, but the place just oozes "your life is in danger". I was there with my brother once... we stopped for gas. The gas station attendant was behind inch thick bulletproof glass that appeared to have been well tested.
I think that's where we had to pick up my mother in law from. I can't remember the actual name of the area, but it was basically St. Louis, but we didn't leave IL.
My sister-in-law's family lived in a really nice part of St. Louis...but it was really one of the suburbs. I guess it's all in where you live...and the kind of bucks you have.
The area around the arch is nice, but everything around it is a hole. Across the river on the Illinois side is the deepest, dankest part of the hole. I do not intimidate easily... and that is a place I really don't want to go again.
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You know what was funny? Watching Bob get the willies off of downtown Silver Springs, MD. He's a COP! Granted, the stretch of Georgia Ave. between the "Wonder Chicken" and the "Cluck You Chicken" is creepy even in the daytime, but come on...
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