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On an unrelated note, I realized something recently. Our friend's girlfriend is an Etch. WHY is he still dating her?!!?!

 She must be really good at . . . um . . . cooking . . . or something. 


Or perhaps he doesn't want to hurt her. Some people are not built for saying "Get lost!"



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On an unrelated note, I realized something recently. Our friend's girlfriend is an Etch. WHY is he still dating her?!!?!

 She must be really good at . . . um . . . cooking . . . or something. 


Or perhaps he doesn't want to hurt her. Some people are not built for saying "Get lost!"


She would have to be really good, because I'm pretty sure he would be able to pick up some excellent cooks.

I think Fuzzy is more on track.  I think he's afraid of hurting her, and I think she might be guilt tripping him into staying.  Whenever she pays for anything, at her own choice, not at his request, she holds it over his head.  In fact, most of her texts and emails to me consist of her complaining about him not paying for as much as she does.  She borrowed money from her parents to move into a new apartment with him without asking him if he wanted to move in with her.  She signed up for internet without asking him, when previously he had been living without it, and then complains that he isn't paying quite half of the internet bill.  She complains about him not having "a real job," when he's got a part time job at a grocery store to get some sort of steady income while balancing a full time (legitimate) freelancing gig.  You get the gist of it.

I think she's dating him because he's hot and she doesn't want to be alone.  I think he's dating her because he doesn't think he can get anyone better.  I think he's wrong and this is a disaster just waiting to happen.  This will be a messy breakup, and I'm pretty sure the breakup is inevitable.



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That is too bad about him thinking he can't do any better. And it is really bad that he let her move in. Not that I have done it, but I think that makes it so much harder to break up. It would be so much easier if he could simply walk away and lock the door.

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That is too bad about him thinking he can't do any better. And it is really bad that he let her move in. Not that I have done it, but I think that makes it so much harder to break up. It would be so much easier if he could simply walk away and lock the door.


He moved in with her, actually.  Eventually, that is.  He resisted a lot, even though he was the third man in a 2 bedroom apartment (he got the living room).  Then she gave him an ultimatum.  We thought that would be the end of it, but no, he moved in with her.

He also makes horror movies, and his last girlfriend broke up with him over a scene he had to do in the movie.  (While yes, it's an obscene scene, he didn't write it, his face can't be seen, and he is genuinely scary in the movie.)  The current girlfriend isn't a horror fan, and while she doesn't like what he does, she's not breaking up with him for it (unfortunately).  I think he think's that's good enough.  But there's a lot of hot, accepting women in the horror community, he could do better.



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"I will request the art work be sent tomorrow, Jan 4th."

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Um, I realize that I will be using the date of 12/31 for four months, but even I know a better.

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What gets me is that she felt she needed to put a date in there, then put in the wrong one. She should've just stopped the sentence with "tomorrow."

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I'm wondering if maybe she was looking at the December 2012 calendar and was thinking today is Monday... Who knows what the squirrels in her head were juggling.

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Email from me to customer (with the Etch copied) (note, the proof of the envelope is in black and white): The proof is attached.  Let us know if this is approved to print.

Customer: Will this be in blue, or in black & white?

Etch: It can be in blue. If you want it to be in blue, let me know and I will shoot you another proof via email. 

Customer: Yes, the blue would be great. [Company] likes to use blue in their color scheme and isnt as keen on the b&w. If it could look like their larger mailing envelopes, as far as color, that would be best.

Etch: Will do. Let me ask Michelle to change it to the blue [Company] uses and send you another proof. Thanks so much!

My email to just the Etch: What's the blue that they use?  I'll change it and send them another proof.  Just FYI, in most cases with one color prints, I send the proof in black.  That's what's required for the negs, most of my customers understand their color will be matched (as in, I say, "Here's your proof which I will print in PMS 201."), and the color will look different on the screen than what prints out anyway.

I get the color from the Etch and send the customer another proof.

The customer's reply: Thanks. The blue seems lighter/brighter than the regular NSSE blue. Is the color shown here just an example, or the actual color to be printed?

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This is from a customer Etch. He's one of those guys that's a bit socially awkward but doesn't know it (talks too long, doesn't know when to leave, that sort of thing). I'd never really thought about it until this incident, but he's definitely not attractive, a little below average.

He is an "entrepreneur." He's got a string of failed businesses. He wants printing for a different business every time he's in here.

Today, he said, "If I could be as successful in business as I am in dating and my personal life, I'd be a millionaire."

As far as I know, he isn't married. He's never talked about a girlfriend or anything. He's not charming or attractive.

Poor, sad, delusional man.

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I guess that would depend on one's definition of "success".

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It's cold here, and the Etch was talking about it.

Me: "I'm glad I'm finally getting my boots. They're supposed to arrive tomorrow."

Etch: "I didn't even think of wearing boots!"

She owns boots, a pair of Uggs. Today she's wearing a pair of flats. Granted, so am I.

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I soooo wish there was a good way to adequately describe the etch I've been dealing with a lot lately. She has been in her current position for better than 10 years, probably close to 15, and is considered to be something of a subject matter expert by her group because she is in fact the senior tech on that team. Lately, it seems, she claims to not know anything about how to do her job. We are talking the very basic stuff that she has been dealing with for the last 10+ years. Sure, some of it isn't an every day type thing, but as far as what she does these are "tie your shoes" items like adding a route into a switch and pointing something at it. Yes, 99% of the time this stuff is done through a database... which is like velcro instead of laces, but come on now... even if you have worn slip on or velcro closure shoes for the last 10 years, do you really not have a clue as to how to tie shoe laces anymore? If you look at call routing EVERY SINGLE WORKDAY, how do you possibly not know how it works?

Last week she sent me an e-mail requesting assistance with how to route a particular operator code through the routing database. I checked the documentation, then confirmed with the vendor that they cannot support it through their system. My reply to her request was that she will need to manually build this in the network because it is not database supportable. The e-mail chain she copied me on contained the area code, the exchange (operator code in this case), the switch and trunk the call needs to route across, and the exact digits that are expected at the far end... conveniently EVERYTHING she would need to know to go build this manually. Her reply to me this morning was, "Thanks Michele for the info, I dont even have a clue what this routing looks like or where to begin. Do we have a MOP for this process?".

I did give her a step by step reply which started out with, "To begin with, you would want to log into switch 870 (See the Direct Switch Interface MOP for directions if you can't remember how)..". That is the equivalent of telling this woman, "First, locate your feet. See a diagram of the human anatomy if you don't know what feet are or where to find them."

If I get another question from her on this subject, I swear I will demand that she resign.


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Has she always been like this, or is she possibly just burning out?

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She has never been what you would consider the sharpest knife in the drawer, but it does seem to have gotten much worse. It took me a few years to get her to quit asking me job related questions that included the words "thangy", "dilly", "ooo Father!" and "whutzit"... because I have no clue what those things are as relates to telecom. I'm sure there is a fair amount of burn-out going on, but to me that is not an excuse for complete ignorance of how to to your job.

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If she is honestly having that much trouble, she should go have blood work done. Something could be out of whack.

There was a time when we thought my mom was losing her mind. Finally, it was determined that it was just her Thyroid. Once on medicine, she was all back to normal.


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I believe she told me once that she has thyroid problems. I think there is something greater at play though. Years ago, management adopted the mindset that very few people actually need to know how to do things. The rest of them should be following written directions for everything. This is 180* out from when I first started when you had to learn how things actually worked. This woman started not so long after I did, so she was around for the "learn how stuff works" days. I think she just got the easy out of being able to rely on being hand held through everything, so now she feels like she doesn't have to think at all.

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I'm wearing a hoodie today that has our B-Town NaNo logo on the back of it.

As I was walking out of her office, The Etch said, "What's on your shirt? That's so cool!"

I said, "It's for my writing group."

She replied, "I know that, but who made it."

Me, "I did."

Etch, "You did?! It's really cool!"

Don't look so surprised. It's not like I'm a graphic designer or anything.

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Whenever I get something like that, I usually just say "I know a guy . . . "



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<nyt_text>

André Cassagnes, a French electrical technician who half a century ago invented Etch A Sketch, the mechanical drawing toy that has lately become an American political simile, died on Jan. 16 near Paris. He was 86.

Pierre Fabre

André Cassagnes

The Ohio Art Company, which makes Etch A Sketch, announced the death.

A chance inspiration involving metal particles and the tip of a pencil led Mr. Cassagnes to develop Etch A Sketch in the late 1950s. First marketed in 1960, the toy with its rectangular gray screen, red frame and two white knobs quickly became one of the brightest stars in the constellation of midcentury childhood amusements that included Lincoln Logs and the Slinky.

Etch A Sketch was inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame in Rochester in 1998; in 2003, the Toy Industry Association named it one of the hundred best toys of the 20th century. To date, more than 100 million have been sold.

The toy received renewed attention in March, amid the 2012 presidential campaign, after Eric Fehrnstrom, a senior adviser to Mitt Romney, described his bosss campaign strategy heading from the primaries into the general election thus:

Everything changes, Mr. Fehrnstrom said. Its almost like an Etch A Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all over again.

The quotation, pilloried by Democrats and Republicans alike, was widely interpreted as an acknowledgment by the Romney campaign that its candidate had no fixed political ideology.

The complete eradicability of an Etch A Sketch drawing is born of the toys simple, abiding technology.

The underside of the screen is coated with a fine aluminum powder. The knobs control a stylus hidden beneath the screen; turning them draws the stylus through the powder, scraping it off in vertical or horizontal lines that appear on the screen as if by magic. (An early French name for the toy was LÉcran Magique, Magic Screen.)

To erase the image, the user shakes the toy, recoating the screen with aluminum; tiny plastic beads mixed with the powder keep it from clumping.

That is essentially all there is to an Etch A Sketch, and though the toy now comes in various sizes, shapes and colors, its inner workings have changed little since Mr. Cassagnes first touched a pencil to a powder-coated sheet on an otherwise ordinary day more than five decades ago.

André Cassagnes was born in 1926 outside Paris and as a boy worked in the bakery his parents owned. As a young man, he took a job as an electrical technician in a factory that made Lincrusta, a deeply embossed covering applied to walls and other surfaces to mimic sculptural bas-relief.

One day in the late 50s, as was widely reported afterward, Mr. Cassagnes was installing a light-switch plate at the factory. He peeled the translucent protective decal off the new plate, and happened to make some marks on it in pencil. He noticed that the marks became visible on the reverse side of the decal.

In making its faux finishes, the Lincrusta factory also used metallic powders; Mr. Cassagness pencil had raked visible lines through particles of powder, which clung naturally to the decal by means of an electrostatic charge.

Mr. Cassagnes spent the next few years perfecting his invention, which was introduced in 1959 at the Nuremberg Toy Fair. (Because the toy was patented by Arthur Granjean, an accountant working for one of Mr. Cassagness early investors, Mr. Granjean is sometimes erroneously credited as the inventor of Etch A Sketch.)

After Ohio Art acquired the rights to the toy for $25,000, Mr. Cassagnes worked with the companys chief engineer, Jerry Burger, to refine its design. Where Mr. Cassagness original had been operated with a joystick, the final version mimicked the look of the reigning household god of the day the television set. It soon became the companys flagship product.

In later years, Mr. Cassagnes designed kites; by the 1980s, he was considered Frances foremost maker of competition kites, which can perform elaborate aerial stunts.

Mr. Cassagness survivors include his wife, Renée, and three children, Sophie, Patrick and Jean Claude, according to European news accounts.

In the 1980s, Ohio Art introduced an electronic version of Etch A Sketch, which let users make animated drawings. But the mechanical version endures, buoyed by periodic appearances in movies like Toy Story.

It has been taken up by fine artists, who, through planning, patience and extreme dexterity, have cajoled the device into rendering the Mona Lisa, Van Goghs Starry Night and a spate of minutely detailed original images.

Ohio Art, which for decades manufactured Etch A Sketch at its home in Bryan, Ohio, moved production of the toy to China in late 2000. But in the wake of Mr. Fehrnstroms comment last year, the company delivered an emblematically American response:

Though it continues to be made with its venerable red frame, Etch A Sketch now also comes in blue, for Democrats.



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shooka, shooka, shooka

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Etch: "I'm swamped right now but wanted to let you know about this project coming up. [Gives details of project.] I met with her this morning and she gave me everything on a flash drive and she wants a proof by Friday. I just wanted to let you know so you know it's coming."

Me: "Why can't I have it now?"

Etch: "Because I left it out in the car and I'm so busy."

We're in a two story building. The car is down a flight of steps, which leads straight to the door, which she's parked right in front of. Plus, I know it's not her that'll go out and get it, she'll get the Other Owner to get it, who's even closer.

Tons of people seem to think that telling me that I'll need to do something and that they'll get me the materials later actually helps somehow. No, it doesn't get you in line unless there's actually something to do. That's like walking up to a cashier and telling them that you'll have a cart load of groceries for them to ring up, then expect to be in the front of the line once you're done shopping.

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Well, just so you know... an asteroid might hit Earth and wipe out all forms of life someday. That tid bit of trivia is probably about as useful as a flash drive in her car.

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We open at 8:30.

Most days, I'm the only one here until at least 9, if not 9:30. That's fine, it gives me a chance to have my coffee, check my email, etc. I have a nice morning routine going.

If anyone bothers me before 9, I get grumpy.

The Etch got here at 8:30 today. Everyone who is currently in the building has interrupted me at some point, and the Etch multiple times. It's just now 9.

I'm going to start stabbing people with a sharpie.

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Seems like every-frigging-body got to work early today. I to the parking garage at 8:35, which usually equates to I can park on in the underground level, or at least on the ramp up to the ground level. Not today... 4th floor for me.

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The Etch has a customer that we ran some menus for. We do the printing in house, and then have them laminated by a company that does nothing but lamination.

It's a folded menu, and the lamination is coming apart and bubbling up at the fold. I don't know if it's because of the fold or it's just starting at the middle, which is where the fold happens to be. The Etch called the company, and they have agreed to replace them for free.

The following conversation has been going on over the course of weeks, if not months.

Etch: "I think it's because they used the wrong type of lamination. But I think we should change the paper."

Me: "I'd suggest calling them to ask what paper would work best."

*days pass*

Etch: "I think we should use 70# gloss text for the menus. What do you think?"

Me: "What did the lamination company say?"

She hadn't asked.

*days pass*

Etch: "We need to reprint those menus. It's been months since we printed these and we haven't replaced them yet."

Me: "I've got the file set up. I just need the paper loaded in the machine. What are you printing them on?"

Etch: "What do you think we should print them on?"

Me: "I think we should use the paper that the lamination company recommends."

*days pass*

Today, the Etch calls me into my bosses office saying she needs help from us with something.

Etch: "It's been months and we really need to reprint these menus. What paper should we print these on?"

My boss goes into the merits of the different kinds of paper and lamination, looking at the sample book from the lamination company.

Me: "I don't feel like I know enough about lamination to make an informed decision."

My boss, to the Etch: "Here's [lamination rep]'s business card. Why don't you call him and see what he recommends?"

She hasn't picked up the phone since she talked to us, about 15 minutes ago. Why do I have a feeling I'm going to have this conversation again?

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Perhaps it is a brain tumor...

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I got an extra free latte yesterday.

The Etch went to McDonalds on her way to work. She pulled up to the speaker, and they said, "Welcome to Starbucks."

Starbucks is right next to McDonalds, and she had pulled into the wrong one, and waited in line, before she realized it. She doesn't drink coffee so she got some for me instead.

At least I got something out of that one. Today's events, not so much.

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