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Ruby


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Are you an *******?




If you make fun of a sports team for 10 years and then when they suddenly do well, you jump on the bandwagon and act as if youve always been a fan you are an *******!


If you take up two parking spaces for one car you are an *******! (unless you have to get your wheelchair out of your car)


******* buttonIf you fart while passing in front of people in the movie theater you are an *******!


If you complain about the government, yet dont vote you are an *******!


If you drive 50 mph in the far left lane on the highway and dont notice all the cars backed up behind you you are an *******!


If you complain about the price of gas, yet drive a car that gets eight miles per gallon you are an *******!


If you commit a crime, get caught and sent to prison, but think it is unfairyou are an *******!


If you watch 28 hours of television a week and then say that you dont read because you dont have time you are an *******!


If you commit a crime, get caught and sent to prison, but think it is unfair you are an *******!


If you send chain letters of any kind (this includes those stupid e-mails that you are going to make a ton of money or some sick child will benefit because so-and-so company will track your e-mails even though that is impossible) you are an *******!


If you are Christian Bale you are an *******!


If you put your makeup on while driving you are an *******!


If you blast your horn at the driver in front of you a split second after the light turns green you are an *******!


If you stay in the movie theater while your baby screeches his head off you are an *******!


If you have a lame homepage that takes forever to download because you have cheesy music and way too many graphics you are an *******!


If you think welfare is an occupation you are an *******!


If you talk **** about people without knowing the whole story youre an *******!


If you complain about your weight problem and still eat at McDonalds you are an *******!


If you yell at people on t.v. to do something even though you know they cant hear you you are an *******!


If you ask stupid questions and then get pissed off when returned with stupid answersyou are an *******!


If you loudly entertain the whole bus/park/lobby/ beach/neighborhood with your boom box, car stereo or iPod blasting so loud in your ears that we can all still hear it you are an *******!


If you call for a pizza, tell the guy to hold, then ask what everybody wantsyou are an *******!


If you write U instead of you, or sux instead of sucks, or klik instead of click or kreative instead of creativeyou are an *******!


If you think welfare is an occupationyou are an *******!


If you ask every Asian person you meet, Do you know karate? you are an *******!


If you think only women should cookyou are an *******!


If you hold people up in line at the store to pay for a one dollar pack of gum with a credit card you are an *******!


If you ask someone a question but dont listen to the answeryou are an *******!


When you are the boss and send out an email telling everyone in the office to show up on time and then stroll in 30 minutes late everyday and leave at 10 to fiveyou are an *******!


If you make a list of what constitutes an ******* you are an *******!



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Ruby


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if you have not guessed the missing word.... a hole

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It wasn't "redneck" ??



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Ruby


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cute Web... sad to think how many people these actually apply to!

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Mad Mema


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I recognize me in at least one of those... guess I'm an a-hole.

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Ruby


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which one Mema

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I've done the two stall parking thing, but never up close. I always went out to the end of the lot.

With that though, I guess I could add:

If you can't get out of your vehicle without banging your door into the vehicle next to you, you are an *******!



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I guess I have put some make up on in the car... so I am too! I am shocked there are no cell phone in public gripes!

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I'm guilty of putting on lipstick in the car and using sux to get around the IM sensors at the office, and U in text just to save a few keystrokes.

If you talk on the cell phone while using the bathroom, you are an *******

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ghostdancer


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I've been known to take up 2 parking spaces too, and like Web, I do it way out in the boonies area of the parking lot.  Yet when I come out of the store, it never fails...someone is always parked next to me and has dinged my car with their door. furious

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I've paid for a dollar item with my card before.

We're all *******s somehow.

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If you ask every Asian person you meet, Do you know karate? you are an *******!

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