The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes.
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.
If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
I plan to start imbibing around lunch time. Garozzo's ... Needlessly overpriced, but probably worth it Italian place. They are very proud of their drinks as well... $8.50 for a standard mixed drink.
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MM
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
I know. I'm generally used to getting rose, a movie, and dinner paid for by someone else when I get $#@%ed like that! I will grant you that I generally do not drink the "well drinks" anyway so I am used to spending a little more, but really... I could get 2 for that price at the normal watering hole, and have to wait a lot less time to get them.
None the less, the Chicken Speidini ROCKS!!
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That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
... Needlessly overpriced, but probably worth it Italian place. They are very proud of their drinks as well... $8.50 for a standard mixed drink. 
