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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer- but he has never cried.


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Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits.


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quickest way to a mans heart is with Check Norris' fist

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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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LOL! A friend of mine does this on Twitter. She would love this! smile

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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.


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Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.

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courtesy of my friend Chells:



There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

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My all time favorite Chuck Norris fact:

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.


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I love these!

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris trims his nose hair with a weed eater.



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an apple a day keeps the doctor away. A Chuck Norris a day kills.

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There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.


Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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chuck norris can unscramble an egg.

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when there's a fire, you stop, drop and roll. when there's a chuck norris, you stop, drop, and die.

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they are just called "The Islands".

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when chuck norris wants popcorn, he breathes on nebraska.

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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris killed the Twitter Fail Whale using only his pinkie.



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chuck norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

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Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your azz, dont be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.


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chuck norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own two hands.


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Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

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Chuck Norris once played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won...

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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.


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I havent laughed so hard in a long time...

Loved the 1983 poker winning hand.  biggrin

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