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JR and Dylan got me thinking about the old times with my friends.  There are times when someone can say something perfectly normal, such as, "walking over the cardboard," and you just can't start laughing.  So, it's time to reminisce on those old times.


For example, one of my favorite stories has to do with a roadtrip my best friend and I took.  We were going to the Renaissance Faire in Bristol, WI, but we got lost once we crossed the IL/WI border.  (Apparently we missed our turnoff.)  So we decide to pull into a gas station for directions.  My friend is driving a sporty low-to-the-ground car, and we are pulling into a gas station that has a median in its exit/entrance, and she's headed right for it.  So I say, "Median."  She runs right over it!  I turned to her and said, "I said 'Median!'"


Her response was, "Well if you would've said 'Thingy!'"



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Mz, ask Mr Riggs about our trip to a minor league baseball game. 


There just is a shorthand that develops between friends.  I bet you can't say thingy around your friend without both of you crackin up now.



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Yeah, that's true, there's those things that happen that are often only funny to the two of you (or however many were in the group at the time) because you were there.


Sometimes you try to repeat the story to other people and they just look at you like you're nuts.


As for that Beloit trip, all I can say is that there isn't SUPPOSED to be a toll between Milwaukee and Beloit, but with Dylans Navigation, and my co-captain skills, we managed to pay two of them.


The cost was offset though, because by the time we finally got to the baseball game it was the 7'th inning and they let us in for free



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Ahhhhhhh, Good Times

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OK, so what's the parking brake incident?

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Within a circle of friends that I have been blessed with since high school, one of our favorites is "Table 13, hop-hop!"


 


Long story.



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Hey, that's the point of this thread WFTR!  What's the story?


It reminds me of another one we have: "Cocktails, we need cocktails here!"  It involves heavy drinking and a waitress that was attempting to ignore our table.  Need I really say more?



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LOL,


Actually, there was no parking brake incident.  Just made it up for the post


Another friend and I have a good one where we can just say "Iron Underwear" and start cracking up.


Back around 1992 I worked with a couple guys that were pretty good friends.  The four of us were going to go out to lunch at a local Hardees restaurant, but I was in a really bad mood and didn't want to go.


They coaxed me into it but I was pretty much quiet the whole ride there and for the start of the meal (which is NOT normal for me).


So finally my friend Dave says "What the hells your problem today Jeremy, are you wearing iron underwear or something?"


Everyone kind of chuckled but I wasn't amused and excused myself to use the restroom which was within site of the booth.


I went into the handicap stall because it was the only one open, and put my hand on the rail they use to get up or sit down with, the rail, which was made of a heavy metal fell to the floor and let out this resounding crash sound.


It immediately hit me that it probably sounded just like a pair of iron underwear hitting the floor. 


I went to the door and peaked out and sure enough the three of them were guffawing, spitting soda through their noses, and doubling over laughing.


Needless to say, I wasn't in a bad mood anymore, we laughed the whole rest of the meal.



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Well, I think JR was just making that up, but there was a time when we were working together.  He had a white Horizon we used to call the "squished limo".  We went for lunch, but needed to stop for gas.  He went in to pay for some gas and so I released the parking brake and let it roll down hill so he wouldnt know where the car was.  No one was harmed during the filming of this stunt. 


JR is a really cool guy and I have the priviledge to know him in person.



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That reminds me of many times where my friends and I almost got kicked out of multiple restuarants.  And most of these times do NOT involve alcohol!



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JR did I say that last part the way you wrote it?

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OK, everybody is giving background, so I will too.  It's nothing embarrassing, just geeky.


Back when my buddies and I played D&D (stop laughing!) the guy who ran the game kept a small toy Hoppy on the table.  You know, from the Flintstones?  I think it was a Happy Meal toy, anyways! He put a black armband on it with the letters "VP" for "Vulgarity Police".  If anyone got out of line or overly crass, hit picked up Hoppy and whipped it at your head.  Darned accurate, too.


Fast forward to my wedding, all that circle of people were put together at table 13.  Our reception was a BLAST, and that table was feeling NO pain!  At the height of there revelry, one of them snuck over to the micraphone and muttered "Table 13, hop-hop!"  They got the clue and we busted out laughing.



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I'm still stuck on the fact that you play D&D!

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WFTR, maybe this will help you feel a little less geeky.  I was playing Magic one night with my friends, and we had a little to drink, just enough to get goofy but not enough that we couldn't play.  One friend brought her Grizzy Bear out, set it on the table, and said, "Grizzly Bear."  I followed it directly with a grrr.  So from then on, whenever she played her Grizzly Bear, she said, "Grizzly Bear, grrr!"  So now, to take it one step further, whenever we see anything with a bear, say anything about a bear, etc., it must be immediately followed by a grrr!


Add to the rant I went on one time about how random Moo-ing is funny, and I don't see how we ever get through a conversation.



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MzHartz - I agree with you about the random mooing!    I always used to think that was just us.

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moo!


 


moo!moo!



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Hey!  That reminds me of another good knock-knock joke!  Check the other thread.

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Has anyone attended the rodeo and seen Whiplash the dog riding monkey?  If not you can check him out here.  http://www.whiplashrides.com/


Anyway about 6-7 years ago I was running camera for the in-house video screens and the rodeo was in town.  During the intermission Whiplash was the entertainment.  The dog is a border collie and the act was showing how the dog could herd sheep into a pen.  Riveting I know.  But when the dog started running around it looked like Whiplash was hanging on for dear life.  This definitely qualifies for one of the funniest things I've ever seen.


One of the other cameramen lost it.  He started laughing hysterically.  His laugh is unique and it made the rest of us laugh just as hysterically.  The director couldn't even call cameras because everyone was laughing so hard.  I don't think I ever laughed as hard as then, you know one of those laughing sessions that hurt.  I couldn't catch my breath.  Everyone settled down after a few minutes.  But the rest of the evening someone would just start laughing out of the blue and everyone else started up again. 


Well no one around the camera crew knows what's going on except that people a laughing for no apparent reason.  It was one of the most enjoyable times I ever had while working.


Ever since we will start laughing when someone brings it up.  And naturally every few months some one emails out the picture to all those involved.  



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Wow Dylan,


I forgot about that!  I guess we DID have a parking brake story!


The only thing was, it didn't occur to me that the car was stolen (since afterall you were in it at the time), but I thought you hotwired it and took off! 



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This thread goes well with the embarassing stories thread

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I think in one of these threads, Pambo told the story of us going out to lunch at a BBQ joint where she ended up ruining the white shirt she was wearing, then going through a series of white shirts we went to the store to buy.  Every time she wears a white shirt to work, I just point at her and ask, "BBQ for lunch?"  We both crack up laughing.

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my good buddy tom and I usually greet eachother with "dude, which soap?"


This guy Ed in highschool said "what's up", and that's they way it sounded. Still funny to this day.


Or if we head out for some food, even if its not eggs, one of us might say "good eggs. damn these are good eggs."


that goes back to college when we'd go to breakfast, sometimes meet up with a couple of classmates beforehand. One day this one guy proceeded to just snarf these eggs down. we got a 2 minute praise of the eggs from the guy between chomps......"good eggs............these are GOOD eggs.................man aren't your eggs good? mmmmmmm these are good eggs!"


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Pambo and I have tons of them. One day we were talking about how our lower level techs freak out on any change in what they are given to deal with. They get a new report to work or some slight task and it's "UUUGGGHHH!  Do we get more money for that?"  among other assorted griping and whining.  I commented once about a scene I witnessed from them that it was like watching monkeys flinging poo.   Now when we see someone throwing a fit like that, or even if we think they are going to throw a fit, one or both of us start making the "OOO OOO OOO OOWAH HA HA HA" sound.

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you guys sound like you'd be a riot to work with! 

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We try to have fun.  Spend too much time around here to not. 

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I think I told you all about the guy that asked me about my breast pump bottles: "Those are some interesting drinking vessels? What kind are they???" That cracks everyone up in my office!

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And my incredible run of impeccable timing continues!

Ruby, do you do this on purpose?

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We were in the store with my In-laws and my M-I-L was purchasing girly products. The cashier was talking with one of his co-workers throwing this box up and down and squeezing it just jabbering away. Finally my Mother-In-Law said Please don't squeeze the Cotex! You would have thought the kid had a bomb in his hands when he threw it down. Now every time anyone buys those things I have to hear that line.

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Dylan- your inner pervert must have secret powers that draw you to the forum!


 


 


 


Sorry Sparky- sounds like your life is one embarassment after another!



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