[Friend's name]: thanks her co-worker for talking her out of donuts. Her technique? "You have to associate eating donuts with a negative thing. Murderers, people who stomp on kittens and Kanye West eat donuts. There. Better?" Yes. And thank you.
I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreaters but what was in front of our open doorwas another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said Please knock. So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our costumes and tell us we were such cute trick or treaters! One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house.
LOL - that one took a second look before I got it.
Yeah, it took me a second too, so I just had to post it.
Well, I must be really thick, because I am still not gettin git.
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Yeah, you gotta wonder why the wife was excusing his behavior like that. I feel sorry for the kid... mom is a doormat and the dad is a drunken molester.
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